dilf j/m who’s daughter starts dating bad boy j/k. j/m hates him with a passion but j/k is /very/ interested in him, always sticks around when his daughter is away. j/m thinks he’s going insane, because j/k /can’t/ be flirting with him, right?
tags: dilf j/m•bad boy j/k•brat j/k•cheating•cliche bad p0rn•top j/m•bottom j/k•manipulation•drunk sex
it’s always when his daughter is not around and j/k decides to come early to wait for her, or when his daughter leaves early and j/k stays in the house for a while longer. those moments alone with j/k are the ones j/m dreads.
Jungkook is obsessed with Jimin’s lips. 🥵
it takes him a long time to make it clear, but then again, Jimin is very oblivious.
Everyone else suffers.
• Jikook
• Short and dumb
• They all live together
• did I mention it’s dumb?
• nobody is good at flirting
• bro, dude, homie (homoerotically spoken)
• light nsfw 🔞
• there are an awful lot of pics of Jimin’s lips in this, beware
where j/m has a side job at a sexting service and accidentally sends a risky sext to his project partner
- crack
- jikook
- it’s honestly very dumb I’m warning all of you
- it’s not gonna be long
- obviously nsfw but like in a weird way
- there is no shred of seriosity
- I make up words
- you guys like clarinets?
Jungkook gets dared to do a kissing booth for the fundraiser. Jimin gladly takes the opportunity to kiss his blindfolded nemesis and beat the high score.
Jungkook has no idea which girl kissed the life out of him, but he rates her a 10.
-alternative universe college/uni
-half texting, half written
-enemies to lovers
-painfully cliché
-won’t be too long
-nsfw 🔞
-crack
-uhh no warnings apply it’s not that deep I think, they’re 2 dimensional characters really, might add a cool backstory if I feel like it