Vicki Vale Is a solid No. 2 “Worst Photojournalist in Comic Book History.” Peter Parker is still No. 1. #Batman89
Alfred Pennyworth: You should use your fortune to erase systemic inequality to make Gotham City a better place.
Bruce Wayne: Or I could build a jet fighter shaped like a bat and attack the city. #Batman89
Michael Keaton: Shouldn’t Batman, like, be able to turn his head?
Tim Burton: Nah. #Batman89
It took five more movies and two decades before Hollywood let Batman turn his head. #Batman89
The greatest thing DC Comics could ever do is just kill the Joker. You’re not gonna top Jack Nicholson and Heath Ledger. But a lot of comic book writers have written a lot of bad stories trying to do just that. #Batman89
Just realized that Commissioner Gordon lights the Bat-signal whenever the police union walks away from the negotiating table. #Batman89
Again? Didn’t I just save your asses? I need to get an intern. #Batman89
Finally, the good Tim Burton Batman movie. #BatmanReturns
#DearPandemicDiary
Woke up sore from Sunday's workout.
Some say we should sacrifice grandparents to save the economy. They weren't specific, but I believe they meant someone else's grandparents — not theirs.
I'm making my own cold brew. It ain't bad.
Tomorrow's another day!
#DearPandemicDiary
When I’m stressed on deadline my throat itches and I swear I’ve got the #Rona.
It takes 4 miles of rucking at midnight to calm down.
My niece asked grandma to make her and her brothers chicken tenders. So my mom did.
The kids’ crisis plan is to steal our food!
#DearPandemicDiary
If I survive this, I’m going to develop a #StarTrek series.
But instead of scientists, the crew will be made up of business executives and pundits.
They’ll make decisions based on what’s good for the economy, not science.
They die at the end of every episode.
On March 27, 2019, a road rage shooting in St. Petersburg's Historic Old Northeast left one dead and another wounded. @TB_Times reporter @Ksurana6 has been digging into the case, which has taken one strange turn after another. Thread 1/4: tampabay.com/news/publicsaf…
2. The accused shooter, William Shutt, once shot up an antique store with an AK-47 semiautomatic rifle while drunk and was suspended from Facebook for trolling strangers. @TB_Times reporter @Ksurana6 revealed all that, and how detectives found him: tampabay.com/news/publicsaf…
3. Investigators learned more about William Shutt: He kept mass shootings videos on his phone; had body armor and a small arsenal; and may have links to the alt-right. "There was a time when I was a good guy," he wrote. From @TB_Times reporter @Ksurana6: tampabay.com/breaking-news/…
Days ago we learned the coronavirus reached Florida. Now we're finding out more about the gaps in the state's response to #COVID19. The Friday, March 6, 2020 @TB_Times paints the fullest picture yet of how Florida is dealing with the outbreak. Thread/stories to read:
It feels like the @TB_Times staff produced a week's worth of news in one day. Let's give a shout-out to some hard-working journalists. Thread:
@TB_Times The most tragic story was reported by our partners at the @MiamiHerald with help from @TB_Times reporter @JackHEvans. A man killed three women in Miami-Dade and fled with his newborn son. He was found dead in Pasco County today. But where is baby Andrew?tampabay.com/news/nation-wo…