Thread by @delaneykingrox

Positive spin #DnD adventure ideas.

The villagers have a problem with goblins in the mines. They don't have clean water and the villagers worry the goblins may get sick.

The locals are worried that the Dragon is angry. Someone broke in and stole some of it's treasure pile so it is having a hard time sleeping and needs someone to give it a hug and watch over it for a few nights.

The mad wizard has been terrorizing the villagers. Escort a loved one to them so they can convince them to come with you to see a healer and get into a mental healthcare plan.

Thieves line the roads to the city. Track down the greedy tax collector who has impoverished the community causing them to have to turn to crime.

A demon has been ravaging the land. Help find them a portal so they can go home to their loved ones.

Undead are rising from the local graveyard in search of flesh.

Find them a food source that allows them to enjoy their unlife without harming anyone.

Bugbears are raiding the coastal villagers.

Help set up schools and farms so they can escape their warlord and peacefully integrate with society.

Legend tells of a sorcerer that once made mechanical ghost warriors. He is long dead, and is rumoures to be liche dwelling in a dungeon nearby.

Find him and see if he can make prosthetic mechanical limbs. The local blacksmith has lost his arm in a tragic accident.

The rivers have run dry.

A self taught wizard was trying to make water elementals and has got stuck in a loop!

Find him an instructor who will take him on as an apprentice.

After a flood, the cramped, walled city sewers are failling and the threat of disease is rising.

Capture some otuhgs and gelatinous cubes from the local dungeon to help recycle the waste

An ancient village perched on crumbling mountains is in danger of falling into the sea if structural changes are not made.

Some monodrones would be able to fix it real quick.

An ancient library was swallowed by the earth decades ago and took a lot of local knowledge and craft with it. Retrieve all the books from the caverns to rebuild a new library.

A druid has broken her leg in an accident looking for mystical mushrooms in the caverns. Worse, her apprentice thought she accidentally killed her through being distracted and not holding the rope properly. Guilt ridden, she is missing

Rescue the druid and find the apprentice

Villagers are being turned into monsters by a mischevious mysterious fey child with a stolen wand.

Protect the town, try not to kill the monsters and find the sprites parents to come discipline their child.

The realm is run by a narcissistic, tantrum throwing orange king who causes all to suffer. Enemy sorcerers use spells to put him in power.

Find the magic peach that will break their spells.

You must journey to a misty mountain to find a dragon rumoured to be slumbering there.

His mother is worried about him, he normally doesn't hibernate for so long. Take him her care package and some medicine.

The towns of the realm are being controlled by a few mind flayers who live like kings whilst all else starve and cannot look after their crops or manage the forest.

Seize the means of production. Eat the mindflayers.

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Villagers are turned to stone. A medusa lurks in the valley, but a blind man you meet there tells you she has the voice of the kind millars daughter.

Can you break her curse and save her accidental victims?

A werewolf hunter has come to Moonhaven town as the full moon draws close. The tavern Owner pulls you aside and hires you to protect the village... because EVERYONE are werewolves wanting to isolate themsleves from humans.

The alchemists academy is dumping potion waste into the water and it is creating weird environmental effects.

Can you get them to adopt proper waste disposal procedures?

Ogres have taken over an important trading island and are trying to make it exit the empire trade treaty so they can ruin the economy and buy up the land cheap.

Take them down.

A forgotten Civilization has awoken from its spell slumber which was supposed to outlive a plague (but lasted two thousand years) to find a city built over the top of it.
Find a way to communicate with them what has happened before war begins.

Slaves have escaped in a ghoul pirate ship. But the local authorities want to blast the ship to peices, fearing that they may secretly be ghoul pirates.

Find out who is spreading misinformatiom and why.

People are going missing and suspicion falls on a pie shop owner next to a barber shop.

Actually its a mimic that was knocked out in treasure chest form and was smuggled by some kids into the city to unlock it.

Find the mimic.

An assassin adopts an orphan girl and wants to leave the assasins guild and become a simple pig farmer.

Help him turn his life around by persuading the assasins hunting him to let them go.

A much beloved activist is close to finishing decades of hard work getting clean drinking water for the poor.

She is murdered two days before the final steps.
The players must convince a look alike to finish the job.

Or impersonate her.

A priest has convinced a town that a specific human sacrifice must be given to appease a sea monster. He really wants to steal her inheritance.
Convince them switch the preist with her at the last minute or unearth his plans.

The orc tribes in the area have lost the peace making queen. Two brother war for the throne.
Can you convince them to join the two tribes together?

A wizard had a dream to make a confectionery factory to nke everyone happy. He finally perfected his recipes, but died- only to become a liche due to something he atem He makes magical candy, but nobody wants to buy food products from a liche.

Help him fulfill his dream.

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A dire wolf is chasing terrifying locals away from a well. They desperately need clean water. Strangely it never hurts anyone, even when a child catches its foot and cannot escape.

The wolf was a human who deank the cursed water and is trying to stop them drinking it.

Same sex lovers from two warring factions want to elope to a city where the temple performs same sex unions. One of them is dying and they want to be together in the afterlife.

Escort them and fend off their families.

A djinn wants a nicer bottle to live in.

A senile old halfling with a magic ring that makes him never age but turns him invisible has wandered off.

His family are worried about him.

Turns out he is having the time of his life on another adventure.

A giant wants to get married but needs treasure that will impress her boyfriends father as is custom in their society.

Help her find something big enough and she will reward you

A goddess who has been exploring the realm has become trapped in human form by a wicked god. Nobody beleives her, and think she is mad.

Help her restore her powers to gain her eternal favor

A benevolent beholder has cataracts causing its spells to misfire. Help get it to a healer for treatment.

An enchanted suit of armour is causing havoc in the city looking for something.

It has lost its owner and is desperate to find her.

Unfortunately she is long dead. But when you take it to her skeleton, it happily embraces her and falls silent.

Someone is digging up the graves of recently buried and stories of the rise of a second terrible necromancer are spreading.

Actually it's just an alchemists dog that drank a growth potion and he dumped it in the wild.

It ADORES the adventurers and can act as pack animal.

A weirdly misshapen human hires the party to find a medusa.

It was a stone golem but got hit by an experimental "stone to flesh" spell.
It feels weird and horribly vulnerable now and just wants to go back to being stone.

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Purple worms are making the lands unstable and arible crops are falling into chasms.

The people are starving and have nothing to trade. The Duergar in the tunnels want to help them harvest and trade tunnel fungi instead.

Help open up trade routes for exotic fungi.

A surge in Blink dog population is killing off the displacer beast population, causing spatial distortions due to their faeces entering the water systems.

Help domesticate blink dogs as pets so townsfolk care about them enough to get involved.

Legend says whoever pulls the sword from the stone will be the right and true king of the realm.
Princes have arrived for a yearly festival to try their hand only to find the sword missing.

A little girl just pulled it out the night before.

Murdark, a malicious greedy demon has taken over the printing press in town and is spewing out hateful misinformation. Turns out all the presses in all the towns are under his spell.

Convince the towns that the printed word is not fact and end the demons campaign of lies

The robber barons running a city are blaming their crimes on half orc populations displaced from orc communities by an orc purist warlord.
Help defend the half orcs from mobs and reveal who the real culprits are

The queen is coming to visit and the locals want to impress her. However the villagers are all elderly, their all but children slain in war decades ago.
The pcs efforts are thwarted at every turn, but a kind woman helps them all along.

She is revealed as the queen in disguise.

A grim melancholic ancient vampire rules over the misty realms from a castle. Villagers are terrified of him

Turns out he isn't a vampire, but dresses in bat clothes to fight crime in their streets.

He is just shy and doesn't like taking credit.

Help him track down whatever is draining blood from villagers.

A mute mermaid seeks to break a spell so she can court the local prince.

Convince her that she is an independent, strong woman and he is an abusive douchebag and teach her how to write.

also what a fork is for

Thanks all. Hope you all have wonderful adventures.

Tips: turn off XP for killing things unless it a)protects someone b)is the quest

Making people happy gives XP.

Villagers give you rewards, healing potions, food and magic items.

Tips: deities reward those who help their followers with boons to the players. Strength bonuses and hit dice magically appear whilst in their favor

Tips: giving away treasure gives you xp.

Tips: ensure knocking out creatures is easier than killing them in your mechanics.

Slowing creatures down with wounds allows players to escape. Half HP is half speed, quarter is quarter speed.

TIP: guilt is powerful. Having little loved ones mouring the monster/village militia they killed may get them to take them to a healer.

TIP: introduce a kindly town healer early.

TIP: be gay. Do crimes.

I just love that I may have helped summon the warm fuzzies around so many tables worldwide.

Wow. This took off a bit.

A goose is loose in the village and is causing mayhem. Catch the goose.

Unfortunately some of they mahem included swallowing a magic ring that contained a mischief spirit that knows how to cast spells.

Untitled Chaotic Good Goose Game.

A group of children watched the players last time they where in the village.

They dress up and pretend to be the players. Even behaving badly if they players did.

Unfortunately they have gone off to do the same missiom you did last time.

Rescue the children

Ghosts are terrorising the village. Everyone is worried their dead loved ones are not getting to enjoy their afterlife.

An amateur mage is just trying to summon their dead child just once because they regret that they never got to say they were proud of them.

A gelatinous cube has swallowed the remains of a magical creature and has become sentient. It is guilt ridden and tries to help the villagers by cleaning the at night. It just isn't very good at it yet.

A villager gets you to protect it from the mob, so it can learn our ways.

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