Thread by @k8_lister

Ok. It’s time. I’m going to watch the #Newsnight #princeandrew interview.

Opening 5 mins cover how much time #PrinceAndrew spent with this utter piss stain. Flying back & forth to his private island, numerous posh sleep overs & royal birthday parties? Jesus. I’ve got relatives I’ve spent less time with. Here’s hoping HRH has a solid reason for this

Nope! Not even fucking close!

Urgh. This is just a swamp of corruption and abuse.

He let me stay in his many houses, and I sure him around 3 times a year, but “Its a stretch to say we were close friends”?!

What?!

EM: “Did you trust him?”

PA: “You have to remember, I was transitioning out of the navy at the time.”

All making sense so far.

EM: “am I right in thinking you threw a birthday party for Epstein’s girlfriend at Sandringham?”

PA: “Noooooo. It was a shooting weekend. Just a straight forward shooting weekend.”

PA: “I ceased contact with him after I was aware he was under investigation and that was later on in 2006 and wasn’t in touch with him again until 2010.”

Sooooo, until he was released from jail?

EM: “Why would you stay with a convicted sex offender?”

PA: “I went there with the sole purpose of saying to him it was inappropriate for us to be seen together.”

AND THAT TOOK FOUR DAYS IN EPSTEIN’S NEW YORK TOWNHOUSE?! Bitch please! That’s a mini-break, not a breakup

PA: “It was a convenient place to stay”.

Staying with a convicted sex offender for 4 days was ‘convenient’?!!

If only there were other establishments in NYC that would let you stay there.

He was being “too honourable”

EM: “She says she dined with you, danced with you, you brought her drinks in Tramp nightclub in London and she went on to have sex with you...”

PA: “There are a number of things wrong with this story. One of which is I don’t know where the bar is in Tramps.”

PA: I don’t remember meeting this lady. I don’t remember dancing with her, I don’t remember buying her drinks.”

But I do remember I went to Woking Pizza Express on 10th March. It was a foggy day, the woman in front of me was wearing a purple beanie & I had the dough balls.

He has a medical condition that means he couldn’t sweat on the day he’s accused on having sex with a 17 year old because he was shot at in the falklands?!!

Oh this is such shit!!!

He doesn’t recollect meeting Virginia Roberts Giuffre, he doesn’t recollect dancing with her, dining with her, or having sex with her. He can’t remember that picture being taken, or ever going upstairs in Ghislaine Maxwell’s house.

But he can remember being in pizza express?

My 2 year old nephew lies like this.

“Did you eat the cake?”

*2 year old covered in cake, chocolate smeared up walls, & icing in his hair, with several witnesses nearby*

“Nooooooooo. I think the doggie ate it”

And we’re done.

Now, how does that feel?

To sum up: definitely not a close friend, just someone I stayed with regularly. I didn’t know. WE WERE ON A BREAK. Don’t remember. I was in pizza express on the 10th & can’t sweat because of the falklands. They’re mistaken. Don’t remember. Je ne regrette rien. God save the Queen.