A lot of you have been asking me my opinion about Bank of America's plan to "pause" mortgage and other loan payments.
It's a good idea.. In theory, but I'm not holding my breath. I think a lot of people will get screwed still. Here's why. 1/
Forbes magazine mentions about mortgages that "mortgage holders will need to request" and it's a case by case basis.
That's crazy
So there are millions of home loans through Bank of America, but let's say 1 million people ask for help.
Associates will be overwhelmed 2/
You can't expect Bank of America to case by case churn out a million people's requests by the time the next mortgage payment may be due by April 1. If there's 10,000 employees taking requests on 1 million people, how long are they going to take per case to make the decision? 3/
Makes me believe they are going to prioritize wealthier clients first or clients with more potential.. so what about the average person who needs help? I feel they will get a five minute "no we can't" 4/
Look at the press release.. CAN REQUEST
WHY THE HELL DOES IT NEED TO BE REQUESTED? YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE TOO PROUD TO ASK FOR HELP!!!
Just have a blanket suspension and keep those lines free for actual help of customers. Customer Service on the phone will be a mess 5/
Also... Let's talk about it. Consumer and Small Business customers "CAN REQUEST" fees to be refunded.
Not Automatically get them refunded.
Can REQUEST fees.
I can request that I can take @BebeRexha on a date, but that doesn't mean it's a YES Automatically. Waive the fees! 6/
Frankly, a lot of you don't know that the people who will get declined will be told no by a call center employee that doesn't even work for BANK OF AMERICA 7/
Btw, let's talk about safety.
4300 branches and only 400 Drive ups? Only about ten percent of branches have drive ups!
Used to be maybe half. Your decision to make people go in to sell them shit is causing people to stand in lines potentially infecting others 8/
Of course let's talk about online banking and Erica and all this bullshit.
Can Erica get your fees waived? No! 9/
Oh.. and stop proactively pushing appointments in person. If you want to stay open, fine.. but stop pushing people to go in when it can be done over the phone by branch employees.
Your security policies handcuff employees from doing that 10/
Finally. Yesterday it was an 1-3hr wait to get help. Today likely worse. Think people will hang up and just forget trying to ask for help? I see it.
1/ I have a follower named Seth that asked a Bank of America President for a $14 fee refund because of the Coronavirus. What he got was the longest fucking letter I've ever seen a BofA Pres ever send.
I'm going to thread it for you. It's 15 Tweets long after this!
2/ Good morning Seth,
Thanks for reaching out and sorry to hear how much this coronavirus has impacted your business and life. As you may have seen, Bank of America has done a lot of things that have benefited our customers, employees, and communities during this pandemic.
3/ I’ve listed some of them below. These have come at a tremendous cost to the Bank but we see it as an important role for us. However, people and companies have been impacted in different ways. Some, in fact, like grocery chains, Netflix, Amazon, gardening supplies,
Bank of America banker back east sent me this email that Bank of America sent them of how to "proactive outreach" (sales call) customers during this #Coronavirus normal.
Watch this and be pissed. I'm going to point out a bunch of things wrong here
First thing:
Turn on the "maximum empathy". Mind you this is a sales call. Do you think salesmen do well at funerals? Umm... No!
I'm not saying they don't feel legit bad for their clients but the fact that Bank of America tells them they should act with empathy is kinda weird
"I'm reaching out to check in with you and let you know that we're here for you"
Imagine someone you didn't really know saying that? Lol.
next paragraph that I couldn't POSSIBLY memorize about government, and medical officials.