Thread by @NAN_DINI_

The Anatomy of an Indian Liberal
#SocialDistancing

~Class~ Privileged.
Fridge & larder well stocked. Olives, chicken liver pate, caviar, halumi …
Plebeian provisions such as dal, atta, rice, oil - hoarded but unmentionable

~First Language~ English.

~Personal Statement~ Lets party!
BUT we are rooting for a LockDown!!!

~Opinion~ We’re screwed man.
Look at our slums. Modi is going to mess it up big time - we hope.

~Social Standing ~Working from home & partying.

What the heck, can afford to buy my own ventilator !

Anyways, following the New York #socialdistancing protocol.

~Mission Statement~ Modi will fail.

The Anatomy of an Indian Liberal
#LockdownIndia

~Class~ Privileged.

~Status~ Meltdown. Had to make my bed.

~Opinion~ London, New York are doing such a great job! Pubs, restaurants are all open.…Modi’s Lockdown is too much. Too long.

~Opinion Rethink~ Oops!
The Lockdown is too strict. Unless they are not telling us the truth.
We, I mean THEY, should be falling like flies, ya.

~Lexicon~ I’m so ashamed.
Friends from the US are sending videos of our police using lathis on Lockdown violators. Poor guys can’t even say *Jaante ho mera baap kaun hai ?*

I’m so ashamed.
NYTimes & WaPo are very angry with us because we’re not dropping dead as they expected.

I’m so ashamed.
These Hindutva types are going on about turmeric, Gaumutra, Gayatri Mantra, chanting Om & God knows what …!

By the way wasn’t that wonderful how the Pope united the world in a chain of prayer …?

~Religious Denomination~
In such times of crisis Ram Navami celebrations ?! The last I heard this was a Secular State !

Can someone please, please pass a fatwa that mosques should be closed ?

~Personal Statement~ Lakshman Rekha may be okay for the semi-literate masses, but it has no place in an educated society that is aware of its civil liberties. A grossly patriarchal concept which implies that men should infantilize & control women who don't know better …

Erm… this Laksman Rekha is for everyone. Men, women,kids …

Yes but they always come for the women first !
Why do you think Ramayana is back on TV ? Join the dots, man.

~Lament~ Summer vacations gone for a toss
Tuscany, Sicily❎
London❎
Paris❎
New York❎....

(Let this be a warning to all those who underestimate the RSS)

~Mission Statement~ Apocalypse Now !
Erm … perhaps not now ! Shit !

~Motto~ A (dictated) Letter A Day Keeps Corona Away !