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Apr 5, 2020 23 tweets 8 min read
Breaking News : UNESCO has just declared India's Prime Minister as the best Event Management expert in the world.

Go Corona, Corona Go...
Go Corona March at 9 PM in Azamgarh, UP

#9baje9mintues ke side effects.. Fire!

Corona Funeral Procession

I hope they burnt the effigy properly :)

Uniquely in India, COVIDIOTS are a bigger problem than the Virus itself..

Athawale is a GENIUS

He reads Indians even better than Modi. He just needs a better PR agency and he will be PM.

Fire near Solapur Airport.

Tell me again, why were crackers exploded?

BJP MLAs tend to be much more dumber than the voters that vote for them. It's a riddle🙄

This is the worst one yet.

A group of boys appear to be saying "Modi saheb told us to light diyas, see what happened to the farm"

It's in Marathi. Is that correct?!
A rally with Chinese lanterns in Bengal 🙄

Modiji must give this guy a Padma Bhushan for being the best Corona Warrior 😂😂

What a circus!

Corona Odi Po

Et Tu Tamilians? 🙄

Friendly neighborhood bonfire

Should we declare 'Go Corona' as our new anthem?

Its a telling sign of the time we live in where Athawale is the new Tagore!

Life needs more beaches and bonfires

Kanpur has no beach, so a bonfire to satisfy Modiji will do..

You can quarantine yourself for 21 days without stepping out for a minute

But this one disco dance is enough to infect the entire bunch if even one of them is infected

What form of Social distancing is this?

The Corona Dance..

Several houses gutted in a fire in Bihar because of crackers

Who will pay for this? Many families have lost everything because of this 9 baje gimmick!

Candle March ✅
Crackers ✅
Corona Dance ✅

Even after millions shouting 'Go Corona', if Corona doesn't go, what do we do next Modiji? #12baje12ghanta?

Please quote and reply which award Modiji must give to this loyal bhakt 😂

Elect a clown, expect a circus has gone to an altogether new level in India :)

Corona Bhoot

At-least, someone has a sense of humour :)
Massive Fire in Patna, Bihar

Firefighters dousing it. Again because of crackers!

Ok, that's it for today 😄

Bhakts, this maybe your next task. Better start preparing :)

#12BajeBathChallenge

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Jun 16, 2021
As anti-incumbency against Modi picks up due to falling economy & COVID,

BJP has decided that they must control Social Media like they control Media to remain in power.

FIR against Twitter is the first major action taken by BJP in its quest to stifle FoE using the new IT Rules.
BJP has understood that Online FoE is the last barrier that needs to be brought down for it to dominate people's mindspace with its own narratives & cut out opposition voices.

BJP already controls the Media with most journalists being sarkari mouthpieces. SM is it's target now.
BJP will now tell us what constitutes Free Speech & what you can post.

If you still go ahead & post, the Govt will ask the Social Media Platform to take it down. They will have to comply.

Govt will file cases against you & ensure that the Process itself becomes the Punishment.
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May 5, 2021
206 people work in Bengaluru's South Zone COVID War-room. 17 of them are Muslims.

@Tejasvi_Surya named only these 17 & spoke of bed scam

BJP CM, MP, MLA aren't at fault though BBMP/State is under them but 17 call centre boys are responsible!

This is the level of Bigotry by BJP
Hindu & Muslim volunteers are working together so hard since weeks to help people during this 2nd wave.

BJP Govt's failures are evident. Lack of Oxygen, medicines & ICU Ventilators are killing 100s

@Tejasvi_Surya was missing in action

Now, BJP chooses hate to distract people.
These 17 Muslims have been fired

Can @Tejasvi_Surya prove how only these 17 Muslims out of 206 working at the war-room were involved in the Bed Allocation scam?

If not, why did u take only these names? Is it wrong for BBMP to employ Muslims?

Your agenda is to only communalise
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Nov 23, 2020
Modi Govt has increased fuel prices for the 5th day in a row

PETROL IN ₹ INR

🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 33.81
🇵🇰 Pakistan: 48.19
🇧🇹 Bhutan: 49.56
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 64.65
🇳🇵 Nepal: 66.80
🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 78.07
🇮🇳 India: 88.16

Our PM really CARES a lot about India's poor & middle class!
India has the Highest Taxes on Fuel in the World

🇮🇳 India : 69%
🇩🇪 Germany : 63%
🇬🇧 England : 62%
🇨🇦 Canada : 33%
🇺🇲 USA : 19%

Why not bring Fuel under GST and tax it at 18% or even at 28%?

And where is all this massive tax money going? Statues? BJP IT cell? Ads? Buying MLAs?
CENTRAL EXCISE TAX ON FUEL

Manmohan (May 2014)
🔸Petrol: ₹10.7
🔸Diesel: ₹4.9

Modi (Now)
🔸Petrol: ₹32.9
🔸Diesel: ₹31.8

Modi has Tripled taxes on Petrol, 6x on Diesel.

The Govt has no money to pay GST to states but this Tax Loot is used for projects like Central Vista!
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Jul 26, 2020
Do you know that the @narendramodi govt is changing Environment Impact Assessment (EIA) regulation via a new draft notification which dilutes norms that infra/construction projects have to adhere to?

This will have a devastating impact on our environment!

#ScrapEIA2020
The new EIA is pushed through by the @narendramodi govt in the midst of the Corona pandemic so that citizens, activists and stakeholders cannot voice their opinions and organise people against it?

Why in such hurry Modiji? Are your corporate friends forcing you?

#ScrapEIA2020
The draft EIA is anti-People and anti-Poor and makes it easy for big corporates to obtain clearances easily for their projects at the cost of the environment

It does away with public consultation for most projects & also reduces the monitoring system on industries

#ScrapEIA2020
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Mar 22, 2020
'Go Corona' Masterstroke by Modiji today

Entire India was united today at 5 PM, banging utensils in support of Doctors & Nurses

To chronicle this great moment of history in the middle of a pandemic, making this thread

Pls do share & support with your videos🙏

Corona Garbha 👇
Entire Mohalla's Corona died after this passionate appeal

Bike and Car Rally by Indore's #COVIDIOT in honour of those fighting the Corona Virus in the frontlines

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Feb 23, 2020
Today @DelhiPolice lathicharged women, elderly ones & kids as young as 7-8 yrs old at #HauzRani

Watch these girls cry in anguish of being attacked, even in their private parts, by cowards in uniform

Shah's Police is now attacking children. Will India just watch & keep quiet?
Why were women who were peacefully protesting at Hauz Rani brutally lathi charged that too by male police officers?

Does Delhi Police have answers? Or it's just random now? Shah has given you free pass to do whatever you want is it?

Several reports of molestation of young girls by male cops. Will all this be brushed under the carpet as usual?

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