Someone OSSed a thing I have previously had call to do with ImageMagick, down to "introduce sufficient artifacts to a digital scan to make it look like it went through an analog process so that it looks like a 'wet signature'"
Other bureaucracy hacks with ImageMagick include "Take a PDF file and embed the words Official Corporate Record on it."
"You didn't."
Oh I definitely did.
"We can't take that statement over email. Has to be an official company record."
"See attachment."
"OK that works."
Oh I definitely did.
"We can't take that statement over email. Has to be an official company record."
"See attachment."
"OK that works."
"Seriously?!"
Yep. General genre was "Produce a document officially documenting what X's pay was."
Yep. General genre was "Produce a document officially documenting what X's pay was."
I have also done 在職証明書 ("Proof of Employment") for myself in a very similar fashion.
"I need printed PoE."
"I am self-employed."
"Still need PoE."
"I am the sole member of an LLC."
"Don't know and don't care. I need PoE."
"*sigh* <PoE />"
"OK your filing is accepted."
"I need printed PoE."
"I am self-employed."
"Still need PoE."
"I am the sole member of an LLC."
"Don't know and don't care. I need PoE."
"*sigh* <PoE />"
"OK your filing is accepted."
