Millions of people who bitched about Obama Phones suddenly thrilled about their Trump Bux
The checks should be signed by CashBot X-9000, the magical DC money printing machine
1. Government sentences you to solitary confinement on a stranded leper colony island in the Pacific
2. Government air drops you a $1200 check
3. Government expects a thank you note
2. Government air drops you a $1200 check
3. Government expects a thank you note
Personally, I'd prefer a reparations check signed by Xi Jinping
When your drunk neighbor crashes his car into your house and burns it to the ground, maybe instead of running to the bank for a loan you should tell him you're canceling all of those IOUs you gave him
