It appears that the TrumpPlague Administration's latest recovery tactic for America is assigning dimwits to troll on the internet.
Addlepated Orange Man is channeling dim child groupie alt "lite" surrogate son Charlie Kirk today. Why won't Eric and Jr call to say hi? Doesn't Donald have something better to do? 
I know we need to liberate some states (check open carry, open containter and neckbeard regs please) I know that Donald has run out of our money. He is very angry at Democrats, especially Nancy Pelosi. Biden Bad! China Bad. But I think Donald has run out of internet secret sauce.
Donald's thumbs must be sore. He has spent the whole morning tweeting. My favorite is his reminder to the media to either a) ask for the names of women he paid off or it's a plaintiff cry to b) bust those guys pretending to be spokespeople for Trump fortune.com/2016/05/18/don…
Donald's entire approach seems to be building a following based on FauxFox, the Onanist News Network, angry talking heads, Rudy and the clown show and MAGAdroids with 125K followers. Can you imagine if he was bounced from Twitter for inciting violence @Jack? #DoTheRightThing
