Things I learnt on the Twitter this week:
1. 4700 Abandoned O&G workers named Derrick receive word this week they'd be receiving the CERB.
2. "Business good! Seniors...meh." - Marc Dalton, CPC
3. Health Canada reports 63% fewer known incidents of speaking moistly this week.
1. 4700 Abandoned O&G workers named Derrick receive word this week they'd be receiving the CERB.
2. "Business good! Seniors...meh." - Marc Dalton, CPC
3. Health Canada reports 63% fewer known incidents of speaking moistly this week.
4. A small private plane landed in-between cars on Quebec City's busy Highway 40. Insiders report seeing the Scheer family deplaning shortly thereafter and heading to the local IKEA.
5. Ontario's Minister of Health, Christine Elliott, announces COVID is pretty contagious.
5. Ontario's Minister of Health, Christine Elliott, announces COVID is pretty contagious.
6. Scheer, Poilievre, O'Toole and MacKay furious Trudeau made Harper sign 23 trade deals with China prior to 2015.
7. Unsticky carbon tax stickers. Secret patronage appointments. Flawed licence plates. Seniors dying. These are the things that break Doug's heart.
8. March sucked.
7. Unsticky carbon tax stickers. Secret patronage appointments. Flawed licence plates. Seniors dying. These are the things that break Doug's heart.
8. March sucked.
9. Noticing record-low gas prices, retired Kingston couple decides to send $1000 to Alberta. In unrelated news, Strategy Room at UCP headquarters gets new mechanical bull ride.
10. Mayor John Tory says Toronto is working hard to come up with a plan to help keep cars 6 feet apart.
10. Mayor John Tory says Toronto is working hard to come up with a plan to help keep cars 6 feet apart.
11. Alberta government celebrates one-year anniversary. Kenney gives speech outlining all the good things the UCP has done in the past year. Six seconds later the party commenced.
12. Thousands of Minnesotans and Michiganians march this week in protest of living and breathing.
12. Thousands of Minnesotans and Michiganians march this week in protest of living and breathing.
13. Trudeau's hair remains uncut. Scheer sports a fresh cut. Lilley writes, "Trudeau failing Canadian hairstylists!"
14. Asked why he decided on free iPads, and not the less-expensive Chromebook, Doug says, "A Ministry of Education expert says iPads have a better selfie camera."
14. Asked why he decided on free iPads, and not the less-expensive Chromebook, Doug says, "A Ministry of Education expert says iPads have a better selfie camera."
15. Poilievre insists Trudeau restart the economy on the Tuesday after the May long weekend. Pierre says a later, 10:00 AM start time is fine.
16. Florida governor announces pro wrestling now an essential service. Not news. More of a "What took so long?" moment.
17. April. Meh.
16. Florida governor announces pro wrestling now an essential service. Not news. More of a "What took so long?" moment.
17. April. Meh.
18. Trump sells US Postal Service to a guy named Fred from Florida. Trump says, "Known him a long time. Great guy. Very smart. Makes hula hoops out of old garden hose. Great leader!"
19. Millions of Canadians finally reach the end of Murdoch Mysteries.
19. Millions of Canadians finally reach the end of Murdoch Mysteries.
