1. Donald Trump: His way with words. He paints artful metaphoric masterpieces with his great and unmatched word things.
2. Andrew Scheer: How he brings his depth of real-world experience to the political table. Also, the way he bends a Commandment.
4. Jason Kenney: No one has defended healthcare and education the way Jason has. Also, his passion for innovation and diversity.
6. Boris Johnson: The world was hungry for a politician to come along who would prove you don't have to know how to use a comb to run a government.
7. Sam Oosterhoff: His passion for public education. Duh.
9. The MyPillow Guy: Gawd and comfy pillows. The world needs more of these.
10. Pierre Poilievre: He's just dreamy. Full stop.
12. Rex Murphy: The Everyday Joe of Unbiased Media. His love of syllables. A true Canadian treasure.