Okay, I am not a museum but so many ppl have tagged me in this amazing thread that I think I’m going to have to a tour of the #CreepiestObjectsinmyhouse. Ready?
1. Fiji mermaid. 
2. Fan art of Fiji mermaid.
Old pipe which someone said is made of bone but I’m pretty sure isnt. When I turned it over a fake eye fell out of it.
An old jar of locusts from a plague. A face made of leather.
A mummified bat a reader found in the attic and assumed (correctly) that I needed.
An actual zombie from Paranorman.
So. Many. Skeletons.
A haunted dollhouse I’ve been building for 16 years, but especially this fanged thing under glass, which I think is from an eel?
A salesman sample-size coffin. With a dead sock monkey in it.
These dolls. Propped up on a scale model of the psycho house. On a medical cabinet.
The closest thing I have to fine china.
This surgeon who cut off his own hand:
So...
Many...
...dolls. (And doll eye balls.)
A taxidermy diorama of a canary cut in half by a killer magician.
A suitcase full of graveyard dirt.
A non-satanic taxidermied goat.
This amazing painting by my friend, Chris Buzelli.
And right here is where I was going to leave the creepiest doll in my house. The one that even freaks me out...that I hide in a closet. But I just checked it and IT’S FUCKING GONE.
