TRUMP: What if we put Coronavirus in a small resealable bag with sugar and half & half, and then we put that bag in a larger bag with ice and salt, and then we shake it, like really shake it. I mean hard. What harm could it do?
DOCTOR: Sir, I think that’s how you make ice cream.
DOCTOR: Sir, I think that’s how you make ice cream.
TRUMP: How about this, we take Coronavirus and we put a piece of tin foil around it, and we get a tiny bulb, I bet GE could help get us the bulb, and then we touch the bulb to the tin foil and the virus, and bing bing bong the light goes on.
DOCTOR: Sir, that’s a flashlight.
DOCTOR: Sir, that’s a flashlight.
TRUMP: I got it. Relax, these are just ideas. Would you rather we did nothing? We put gum base, citric acid, corn syrup and glycerin in a bowl and microwave for 45 seconds. Poof, vaccine.
DOCTOR: Thats how you make gum sir.
TRUMP: Well at least we will have gum.
DOCTOR: Thats how you make gum sir.
TRUMP: Well at least we will have gum.
