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LOU DOBBS: The evil left is making fun of the President’s very real skin color disease, Mar-a-Lago. They say they are compassionate, but we know better.
REP MATT GAETZ: Today I am filing a motion on the House floor requiring all of the Congress to spray tan 80% of their faces. In England the Parliament wears wigs, this is better. President Trump has rewarded us, yet again, with another great idea.
TED CRUZ: Last night I poured a jar of orange marmalade in a mixing bowl and put my face firmly in it, making sure not to get any on the sides or top. You know why I did it? Freedom. For too long Dems have tried to take our freedoms from us. Trump has returned us to greatness.
SEAN HANNITY: Tonight on Hannity I discuss Obama's fake black face mask that the Democrats ignored for 8 years. Joining me are black person identifier Lou Dobbs, lawyer Victoria Toensing, and expert on all things race, Governor Mike Huckabee.
PRESS SECRETARY STEPHANIE GRISHAM: The photo you see of President Trump exiting Marine One was a private moment, a solemn moment. He was reflecting on Tuskegee Airmen everywhere. This is what the left is choosing to mock. I guess they just don't like Tuskegee Airmen. Sick.
MELANIA TRUMP: Be orange.
TUCKER CARLSON: I'm hearing a lot of talk about how the President's face is 80% orange, but why are Democrats, and most of the left wing media, ignoring the fact that 20% of the President's face is white. Ask yourself, why does the left always take for granted the white parts?
TRUMP: 95% Orange. Congrats! #KAG
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