I'm starting an advisory. For a nominal fee of 1.5% which you won't even know you're being charged (which means it's really free), you will get:
1. Random mutual fund recommendations
2. One Warren Buffet and Charlie Manager quote daily
3. 8 tweets about why #AdvisorZarooriHe
1. Random mutual fund recommendations
2. One Warren Buffet and Charlie Manager quote daily
3. 8 tweets about why #AdvisorZarooriHe
3. Good morning, good night WhatsApp messages and random forwards
4. When markets fall, I'll send you the "buy when there's blood on main road" quote & random philosophical garbage everyday
6. Quarterly bullshit about staying the course
4. When markets fall, I'll send you the "buy when there's blood on main road" quote & random philosophical garbage everyday
6. Quarterly bullshit about staying the course
8. Hawk like monitoring of your portfolio. I'll change funds every 3 months so that you have the best (and I get the most) And also I'll recommend the best new NFOs.
9. Birthday wishes
10. Copy paste blogposts. Other people's content, my wisdom
11. Vague videos on investing
9. Birthday wishes
10. Copy paste blogposts. Other people's content, my wisdom
11. Vague videos on investing
12. Periodic bashing of DIY investing and direct mutual funds.
12. Half yearly blogpost on why you shouldn't invest in direct mutual with this example - when you are sick, you don't self-medicate, you go to the doctor. Similarly, you don't DIY invest, you need an "advisor"
12. Half yearly blogpost on why you shouldn't invest in direct mutual with this example - when you are sick, you don't self-medicate, you go to the doctor. Similarly, you don't DIY invest, you need an "advisor"
Am I adding the shit out of value or what?
Oh, btw I am accepting only 7 more clients. Hurry!
Oh, btw I am accepting only 7 more clients. Hurry!
