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Tra la, it's May, the lockdowned Month of May
That lovely month when everyone starts to go insane
Tra la, it's still here, Covid's gonna last all year
We shouldn't try to make workers magically appear.
Meanwhile, Republicans be like:

"A White of 'Merican stock should be invincible
Succeed where a beta cuck elite would fail
Lick a floor without getting sick, use a gun to hide a small dick,
Go to work without a mask or protective equipment."
Media Chorus:

"A law was made a distant moon ago here.
By 10:00 pm, both sides must appear.
We can't distinguish facts from outright lies here.
In Coronalot."
"What do the simple folk do"
Wife: Elie, stop it.
"To get through Corona when they're blue?"
Wife: You're scaring the children.
"The writer who is ailing, the lawyer who is glum
The minds that are fraying, and coming undone."
Wife: Don't make me euthanize you.
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