Thread by @TeslaHistorian

Well, the Q1 results were not the disaster $TSLAQ #DumDums promised. But at least their predictions were disastrous. Here's a few for you to enjoy!

Let's start from January and with the prediction of @BradMunchen. Luckily we got the whole epidemic as it must have saved $TSLA from the absolute shit show.🤔

I'm a bit confused with @WillBarkley4's bad to very bad scale, as there must be "Good" somewhere between...🤔

I'm sorry @Canyonaro, but it seems your short bet was the catastrophe.😬 I'm glad to know not everyone in $TSLAQ are psychos... the 95% just give the others a bad name.🥴

Remember boys and girls, cherry picked delivery data is not the best idea to make investment decisions. Wouldn't you agree @ClausMller17?

Well, @DeanSheikh1 here seems to be right.🤔 Time to move the goal post to Q2 boys!

Hey @FalconWingFail, your humble opinions suck. Short thesis blown!

Don't worry @OliveDrabGreen, at least you don't have to pay lot of taxes.🤷‍♂️
#blessed

Well, I wouldn't call those disastrous but hey, glad to have you back @ESCapResearch!

Yeah yeah… <insert previous quarter here> was as good as it gets.
I know, I've heard it thousand times.

Q1 was quite good. It's still your podcast that sucks @TESLAcharts.

Hey @Viidakkotimppa, is it time yet?

Again I was promised absolute blood bath and got a bubble bath instead. You are a liar @KevinGraceKell1.

Hey @ContrarianShort, please don't drink and invest.

Hey @Ginkohoz, getting first profitable Q1 was 'historic' at most, but not 'biblical'.

Hey @zeroshorts, too bad we didn't get to see what would have happened.

Hey @TSLAQrabbithole, between you and me, did you shit the bed after Q1?

Classic move from @Elon4Prison trying to set the expectations high.🤭

"Clusterfuck beyond expectations". That's a good one @WehbyJammin, maybe I should do a competition on the best description of the quarter.🤔

Hey @Commuternyc, you've had record low tweets for long time. I'm kind of disappointed for your tame prediction. I expect more from you on Q2!

You see @euentgunn, markets tend to move on actual news, not on crazy predictions. It's not that odd really!

Hey @tanthallas, what's your plan for explaining your failed prediction?

If $TSLA's Q1 was a massive disaster, I'm pretty sure @Wheels88Fortune has a massive...

There we have it, at least for now. Did quite a fast search for these. Might check my DMs and archives for more if I have the time.
Have a nice weekend and stay safe!🙂