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@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd Batman is roughly speaking the DC equivalent of Chuck Norris. No, he doesn't have the powers of "The Chuck", but he's basically so bad news that even beings with VAST superpowers have been beaten by him. Indeed, he's almost to DC comics what Haku was to the WWE locker room.

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd Though technically powerless, Batman has peak human strength, durability, speed and agility. he can press well over a thousand pounds for several reps without a spotter, and his punching power at least rivals that or Ernie Shavers and Butterbean (if not surpassing them. Yikes!)

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd He has mastered 127 different martial arts. True, Yoda comes from a galactic civilization, and if you look closely at one part of the "Battle of the Heroes" scene between Obiwan and Anakin Skywalker in "revenge of the Sith", there is evidence that the Jedi have H2H combat

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd training. Considering that the Jedi live in a galactic civilization, with COUNTLESS space-age alien species living together, sharing knowledge (including that of H2H combat), one could conclude that the Jedi are taught a highly refined H2H combat system based on the martial

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd arts of various alien worlds that have been combined, with some moves used and others not. Meanwhile, batman only seemingly knows the martials arts of one world, earth. Thus, It could be seriously argued that Yoda actually has superior martial arts training. However, his small

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd size (and lack of peak human physicality (ie. strength) will render his martial arts moves less than effective against Bruce Wayne. However, he may use the Force to increase his speed, strength and durability (which he might have done when fighting against Count Dooku and

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd Palpatine). Nevertheless, he wont have Batman's reach.

However, he will have a lightsaber, which is far superior in tech to most of Batman's various gadgets.

He also has...the FORCE!!!

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd No, not the Schwartz!!

The FORCE!!!!

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd Yoda's force powers give him an immense amount of telekinetic powers, which could spell Batman's doom. Yoda could bind him in place, keeping him from moving using nothing but the force. Yoda could likewise take him out with a force blast, like he did with Palpatine's crimson

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd guard. Along with this, Batman often loses to a new villain at first, before coming back with a game plan that enables him to not only defeat said villain, but to continually do so whenever they meet again.

He wont have this luxury when it comes to fight Yoda for the 1rst time.

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd Batman does have a lot of combat experience. It seems like every week he's in several clashes, both with regular crooks and supervillains. Indeed, he usually has at least one battle every night that he patrols, and he patrols almost every night in the week (I don't recall if he

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd takes Sundays off). He obvious has a greater combat rate that Yoda, but...Yoda is 900 years old, and all Jedi are trained from childhood. Thus, Yoda has been a Jedi for centuries, and during that time he would have cleaned house with many a punk who thought himself lucky.

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd I therefore conclude...

@WhoWouldWinShow @JamesGavsie @AlmightyRay @Sinjun45 @TheShawnG @Beorntheviking @MrNiceGuy18_58 @3RShow @MediaTekRundown @getMetal @FYFCStudios @SceneNNerd YODA TELLS BATMAN "DO, OR DO NOT! THERE IS NO TRY!"

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