also seeing as she's bi playing out the world's blandest het romance can't have been fun
"You should've just let the van crush me and saved yourself all this regret."
look, did I miss a conversation or five? in what world are you two friends?
*scene change*
"What did your friends mean by 'the cullens don't come here'?"
"You caught that, huh?"
it was eight seconds ago, so, yes
"You're impossibly fast and incredibly strong… your eyes change color… you enjoy long walks in the park… you don't like coffee… you can walk through walls, disappear and fly… you're much more unique than the other guy……"
"I trust you you're so sexy ☺️"
"okay let me know where I lost you, I'll go back-"
…are you…… talking about the tree you're in? because you've been very accepting of all the crazy vampire bullshit up til now, and none of this is appreciably new
I mean obviously "james" is super murdery but mostly they were chill