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*hand shoots in air*
Excuse me Mr. CEO, I have a follow up question
SOYLENT GREEN IS FLEXIBLE
Waiter: our special of the day is Spicy BBQ Ribs
Patron: mmm, what kind of ribs

*waiter huddles with cook*

Waiter: how flexible are you
Just in time for grilling season! Try Kroger's all-meat Elderbraten
Takes all kind of critters to make Farmer Vincent's Fritters
I would like to remind everyone that customers being flexible on meat is how we got here in the first place
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