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Feb 21
Say @POTUS @VP @vonderleyen @EmmanuelMacron @BorisJohnson
If you don't implement sanctions immediately by freezing Putin's oligarchs accounts because gas, diplomacy, etc.
What keeps you from letting Russian people know exactly how much has been stolen from them?
cc: @ZelenskyyUa
The line has been crossed.
Again.
Let Putin's people know.
Tell them how much he owes them.
If you're taking action to lock his wallet as we speak, to the least give him a taste of his own medecine.
Because, in case it's not clear enough when he clearly says it -He won't stop unless he's stopped.
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Feb 16
A “thank you universe” thread
(Sarcasm warning)
So yesterday I gave my old -but still working- iPad2 to my adoptive daughter for her birthday
She was *thrilled* and spend hours designing medieval dresses
Then guess what happened?
What happened was the charging socket *inside* the tablet decided now was the optimal moment to die
On my daughter’s birthday
Right after she spent hours enjoying her favourite present ever
Which felt like
Trying to cheer her up I joked about the universe owing us one -& that surely it was going to be delivered soon
Today, surprise: An unexpected package from Amazon (that I never ordered) was sitting in the mail box
Could have been my son birthday present but no
Guess what it was?
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What kind of idiots can come up which such a ridiculous idea, you asked?
Ta-dah… Image
Shadowy funded ‘Privatisation is the answer to everything because it makes our donors happy’ thick tank?
You bet
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I’m afraid we lost those -including the tree my elder got when he was 5 year old 😢
I want to believe that this green colour means it may not be completely dead but I wouldn’t bet on it
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Feb 11
Just finished Wheel of Time, looked at the comments, and I’m amazed by the number of people who complain about white men not being all there is and thinking it’s a problem
I mean some characters even have brown or black eyes
Chilling
(this being Twitter: Sarcasm alert)
Now just so we’re clear am I supposed to frown at dragons with different colours as well?
I mean in medieval style universe people travelled a lot less apparently so is it realistic or should they all be ethnically homogeneous groups?
And re: the Wheel of time I didn’t read the book just saw the TV show but there was a civilisation with airplanes before so people whining about secluded places having to be ethnically homogeneous ain’t even trying to make sense according to their own twisted logic are they
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