Rumour is going around, Joshie, "Not quite back in black," Frydenberg, faked a coughing fit to get out of delivering his speech to Parliament because he hadn't finished his homework. #satire
If true, that would be like that time when he was a young Kooyong paper boy and he faked falling off his bike to get out of his round because it was raining, "a bit." #satire 
His mum knew the "blood" was just red texta, but she drove him around in the Mercedes to finish delivering the Herald Suns, anyway. #satire
Having put on such a performance he'd convinced himself his "injury" was real, Josh sat in the seat next to her, whimpering and complaining, "What If I can't ever not walk again? Or play tennis, and that?" #satire
She was just being a mum, bless her, but you can see what happens when you reward deceit. #satire
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