Thread by @justice_arman

DM: you come across a large egg

DRUID: can we please keep this one?

WIZARD: what kind of egg is that?

DRUID: [looks at DM]

DM: [passes note]

DRUID: it's an, uh, dog egg

#dnd

WIZARD: that doesn't sound real

DRUID: i told you to take Nature proficiency

WIZARD: remember the last time we kept an egg?

DRUID:

WIZARD: there used to be three of us

DRUID: now there can be again!

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WIZARD: i have 9 hit points

DRUID: it will protect you

WIZARD: fine but—

DRUID: [squeal]

WIZARD: BUT if the first sound I don't hear is a BARK, it's bye bye egg dog

#dnd

🥚SEVERAL SESSIONS LATER 🐶

DM: the demon laughs in abysal, drawing its rusty, cursed blade

WIZARD: i cast—

DM: Druid, the egg rumbles in your bag

DRUID:

DM: it's hatching

WIZARD: no no, not here please

DRUID: it's HAPPENING

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DM: the demon raises its blade, screeching as it leaps towards you to strike

DRUID: help us Raynald

WIZARD:

DRUID: 🥺

WIZARD: [sighs]

WIZARD: i cast Otiluke's resilient sphere around us

DRUID: and??

WIZARD: and the egg

#dnd

DM: the demon's blade clashes against your sphere of force, flashing with black flames with each strike

DRUID: i stroke the egg and coo

WIZARD: can you not

DRUID: coo coo

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DM: in response to your loving gesture, the egg begins to crack

DRUID: [gasp]

DM: bits of shell fall to the ground as the creature bursts forth from within

WIZARD: what is it

DM: you hear it cry out for the first time

DM: "woof woof"

WIZARD: you gotta be kidding me

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DM: an adorable puppy pokes its head out of the shell. it's ears are tall and pointed, and its fur is yellow and fuzzy like that of a bird

WIZARD: what is happening

DRUID: what kind of dog is it?

DM: make a Nature check

DRUID: i got a 6

#dnd

DM: you don't know

DRUID: why are you so cruel

DM: the demon rakes its claws against the magic bubble

DRUID: we have to protect the baby

WIZARD: i'm trying my best but this spell doesn't last forever

DM: suddenly, the dog is gone

DRUID: what

#dnd

DRUID: where did it go??

DM: as you look outside of the sphere of force, you see a small yellow puppy playfully trotting around behind the demon

WIZARD: what the hell

DRUID: omg it's a blink dog

WIZARD: wait, do blink dogs come in eggs?

DM: [shrugs]

DM: they do now

#dnd

DRUID: my baby no not my baby!

DRUID: i try to leave

DM: you run into the force sphere's edge

DRUID: i cast dis⁠—

WIZARD: you better n⁠ot

DRUID:

DRUID: i cast dispel magic on the sphere

WIZARD: you're going to get us all killed!

#dnd

DM: Raynald? do you allow this?

WIZARD:

DRUID: 🥺

WIZARD: fine i drop the sphere save your spells

DRUID: YES SAVE THE BABY

DM: the demon smiles a sinister grin, its gums lined with several rows of razor-sharp teeth

WIZARD: here we go

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DRUID: [kissing noises]
DRUID: come here baby

DM: the demon slashes at you with its rusty blade

WIZARD: i cast shield

DM: the blade clashes against your arcane shield, sending sparks of magic as the blade narrowly avoids your head

DM: Alda, make an Animal Handling check

#dnd

DRUID: nat 20

DM: the blink dog waddles towards you clumsily

DRUID: ohmygodsohmygodsohmygods

DM: it has imprinted on you

DRUID: [gasps}

DM: you scoop it in your arms as the demon screeches behind you

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DM: the demon rakes its claws against Raynald's chest

DM: you take 17 slashing damage and 6 fire damage

WIZARD:

WIZARD: i'm down

DM: it steps over your unconscious body, raising its dripping claw for a final strike

DRUID (whispering): now is your time to shine, puppy

#dnd

DM: the blink dog winks out of existence...

WIZARD:

DRUID:

DM: and appears on the demon's head!

BOTH: [gasps]

WIZARD: i'm going to buy this dog so many treats

DM: it chomps with its baby teeth, distracting the demon

DRUID: i cast blight with all the spell slots

#dnd

DM: the demon withers away at your touch, back to the deepest reaches of the abyss, spitting "i'll be back for you two adventurers..."

DM: "...and your little dog, too!"

WIZARD: wow
DRUID: i cover the puppy's ears

DM: the puppy licks your face, Raynald, restoring 1 hp

#dnd

WIZARD: well that was a ride

DRUID: aren't you glad we kept him

WIZARD: ehh

DRUID: [frowns]

DM: the puppy tilts its head lovingly

WIZARD: alright fine yeah

DRUID: sweet doggo

BLINK DOG: woof!

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THE END!

#dnd