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I really do have the best @awscloud swag.
The old logo had comedic *potential*!

Beyond the Cloud Roach Motel, you could do a lot with it!

"What's in the box?"
"Pain."
The new one is just soulless. The Amazon logo has an arrow pointing from A to Z. The AWS variant has that arrow pointing from nothing to nowhere; it's just too bleak for me.
You can make the smile a frown, or you can turn it into a schlong. That's really about it.
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Looking forward to kicking the tires on Amazon IBM Red Hat OpenShift Enterprise Kubernetes for Containers so I can—dammit, I’m out of characters already.
Red Hat is completely beside itself with excitement announcing this. AWS hasn’t said anything officially yet, but I’m sure they’re all so excited they’re doing the gotta-pee dance waiting for the blog post to drop.

Just SO excited.
Not willing to be left out of the action, @gcpcloud announces Google Cloud VMware Engine.

All we need is @Azure SAP HPE DataBox for the hat trick.
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Shout out to the @awscloud Macie team for finding a brand new billing dimension nobody ever had to care about before and won't be able to architect around without massive work:

The number of S3 buckets in your account.
But wait it’s oh so very much dumber than that:

The S3 bucket charge is 10¢ per bucket—which is “who cares” money when you realize it’s $1 per GB.

But fear not; there are volume discounts available once you’re spending $50k a month on Macie.
(If you are in fact spending $50k on Macie please reach out. I will either fix it for you or learn one hell of a lesson!)
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And we're back for the @awscloud #awssummit!

@ajassy and Matt Garman join us for a fireside chat.
You learn a lot about people by their video backgrounds.

Matt joins us from his therapist's couch, while @ajassy's background teaches us about a third hobby of his! #awssummit
He famously likes "sports" and "buffalo wings," but those are generic, bland descriptors that are just... undifferentiated. #awssummit
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