I have carefully read all of you advice and concluded it's all crap, and therefore I will be doing the opposite
If I have learned anything in this life, it's that nothing causes people to stampede toward you like pretending that you want to hear their advice
I've been called a lot of things, but gotta say "one of the most sincerest individuals on twitter" is a first
Another satisfied customer
If my insincere solicitation of advice offended you in any way, I would like to apologize and recommend you instead follow @PearlsFromMyrna
