1. Point out Q followers are a group of Trump supporters. Make sure to call it a "conspiracy."
2. As sarcastically as possible, inform your readers Q is helping Trump battle the Deep State cabal that's led by George Soros.
4. You must include Q's origins, so mention it started in the "dark corner" of the web, 4chan.
5.(optional) You may find it beneficial, at this point, to expand just how "dark" 4chan is by mentioning many conspiracies start here.
7. Refer to the group of followers as "a cult" several times.
9. Fill any gaps with various insults.
10. Repeat step 8 until complete.