BREAKING: We got our hands on the leaked questionnaire the Biden Campaign is using to vet women to be his VP.
Some of these questions are tough.
Some of these questions are tough.
Question 1: Have I smelled your hair?
Question 2: Have I given you or one of your relatives an unsolicited hug, sniff, or kiss?
(This would already disqualify a lot of people.)
(This would already disqualify a lot of people.)
Question 3: Has your mother ever called into a cable TV show to talk about me?
Question 4: Please describe every time I have made you uncomfortable…
Question 5: Will you shield me from Tara Reade’s allegations that I sexually assaulted her?
Question 6: Will you sacrifice your #BelieveAllWomen principles to defend me against credible sexual assault allegations?
Question 7: How high are you willing to raise taxes on middle class American families?
Question 8: How would you feel about being called a lying dog-faced pony soldier?
Question 9: Joe Biden has pledged to sacrifice hundreds of thousands of blue collar jobs in favor of the Green New Deal. How many would you be willing to sacrifice?
Question 10: While I was in your home state, did I ever forget what state I was in?
Question 11: Will you look the other way when foreign companies offer my son Hunter too-good-to-be-true business deals and high-paying, no-show jobs because of his last name?
The Biden campaign is asking for the confidential questionnaire to be returned to Biden’s basement.
