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Wait, are you telling me it *isn't* legal?
cbsaustin.com/news/local/exp…
wow, I mean, color me embarrassed. Sorry
gotta say I was wondering why my delivery guy never gives me a receipt
Seriously though, come on Texas. Support free enterprise, agriculture, and stop money flowing out to every surrounding state. Do it for Willie. #LegalizeIt
By the way, I have had the opportunity to partake in Willie's Reserve, and it is a fine product worthy to take its place in the pantheon of iconic Texas brands like Whataburger, H-E-B, Buc-ee's, Shiner, Tito's and Garrison Bros.
Another benefit of weed legalization in Texas: maybe I'll finally get to sign a big endorsement deal
mark my words, Dave's Diesel Dogpipe is gonna be the Dr Pepper of the 21st Century
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For all the people in my TL who spent a week screaming HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE WILL MAKE YOU DIE, icymi
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The Cliff Notes: there is a little known medical data analytics company named Surgisphere in Chicago that purportedly gathered 100k cases of COVID patients treated with HQC.

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Surgisphere is the sole source of the HQC study that appeared in the blue ribbon, peer reviewed medical journal The Lancet. They also provided data another COVID study that appeared in New England Journal of Medicine.

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The reason they don't show peaceful protesters is the same reason they don't show peaceful cops. It's because the people who cook your information junk food know that your primordial amygdala craves the emotional rush of that sweet, sweet violence porn.
Judging by my Twitter feed, it really doesn't matter if the violence is being perpetrated by cops or protesters, it's all just more emotional fap material for people on both the left and right.
Anyway, just my observation. Here's a picture of a cow with its head stuck in a tree.
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Don't let today's news overshadow the fact that I have now been on this hellsite 10 years
Of all the accomplishments I'm proud of, this is not one of them
I think the one main thing I've learned from being on Twitter 10 years is nothing.

Literally fucking bupkis
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