Thread by @ShawnInArizona

When you wash your dreads you have to ring them out in the shower and violently shake them or it takes all day for them to dry

Thing is I got this spider camped out above my tub, not sure what kind it is or if it's a boy or girl so I simply refer to it as "the spider"

1/?

So everyday I go in & wash my hair. And everyday the spider takes incredible offense when I shake my dreads dry because, from what I'm guessing, the spider feels like it's a full on attack

The spider does this dance, back & forth, back & forth in an attempt to intimidate me

2/?

I'm pretty sure the spider hates me, but it's all good, I can understand why

Then the unthinkable happened

I'm washing & I see a dark spot floating across the bottom of the tub, towards the drain, & it's the fucking spider

I turn off the water just as the spider clings..

3/?

... to the drain hair catcher thing.

I grab a towel & dry the surface surrounding the drain. The spider's still kicking but it's not looking good

So I grab some toilet paper & make it an escape route, all the spider has to do is take it... but the spider fucking hates me

4/?

It was like that scene in the movie Traffic where the lady didn't want to be saved by the asshole

I'm know I'm no clairvoyant when it comes to arachnids but I do know this motherfucker pretty damn good, but anyway

I jump out, shut the curtain & give the spider some space

5/?

Forgot all about everything until I went to take a shower & there's my homie chillin' Bob Dylan up in the corner like always

I washed my hair, it acted like it was going to kill me, and everything is normal in my house again