"Huh, where did I put that spare Lightning cable--maybe in here?" asks Gene, proceeding to unknowingly fling open Pandora's box.
Second, I wish this had been out when I spoke to @pchandrasekar on the podcast a month ago.
Third, this data was gathered in February, right before we all had way different things to worry about.
That's a hell of a statement by @stackoverflow. Well done. "We tried. It didn't work. We'll try harder."
Let's talk technology.
Next is most loved / hated.
As a tiny data point, I have never seen Rust code in the wild.
If I break npm your website goes wonky; if I break @msexcel nobody's getting paid.
That's such an egregious out of left field "what the HELL" answer that I can only assume that the survey results themselves were stored in MongoDB.
I'm going to derail for a minute here and point out that @slackhq is in no way, shape, or form a platform.
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This can happen to Slack incredibly easily.
It is half of a day.
Me too.
Me too.
I think that's unfair. Wordpress is incredibly capable! lastweekinaws.com is a Wordpress site!
You can argue with this all you'd like, but it's treated as gospel in enterprise sales.
Notably missing: shitpost on Twitter until someone helps you.
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Which answer is "incensed because it was closed as Off Topic but you still leave it up to pollute search results like malevolent rat-assed goat smugglers."
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I'm giving a cloud cost optimization talk that's the exact opposite of basically every other cloud cost optimization talk in existence.