Thread by @NAN_DINI_

The Anatomy Of An Indian Liberal
#BLM & Other Copy-Paste Projects …

Class - Privileged
First Language - English

~Lexicon~
Ashamed to be Hindu… erm…now modified to Human.
*as names of culprits known*

Because you wept for a pregnant elephant but not for that pregnant warrior, WhatsHerName ?* 😢

~Opinion~
What a warrior !
Dilli Tere Khoon Se Inquilab Aega !

Poor thing! To combat tyranny, communalism, fascism she was compelled to instigate riots that killed 53 people.

~Social Standing~
Thankfully don’t know anyone of those riot victims.
Not the crowd I hang out with.

~Priority~
Revive Movement !
People get very complacent during a Lockdown & stop feeling victimised.

*humaari ideology nahi badli, sirf hummari strategy badalni padegi

Please understand its a challenge to spread hate, instigate people to kill other people when there is a deadly virus afloat.

Note the discrimination : Nothing, absolutely nothing in the economic package for us !

FB Status Update - #BLM
*hoping everyone has forgotten…erm … my politically incorrect remarks about the bride’s complexion & all that blah at a Page 3 wedding …blame it on one too many margaritas, yaar !* 😜

~Introspection~
What a beautiful idea To Knee. We must do that here.
To who ?

Who else, yaar ?
Imagine the men in sherwanis & women in anarkalis ...! 💕
*kjo choreographed*

Now don’t tell me to read up our history because by then the moment will pass.…

~Mission Statement~
Once we have locked our doors, closed the gates, set up the security system… Burn The Bloody Country Down !

~Personal Statement~
March on! Storm the doors of Brahmanical Patriarchy - Emporio!
*promise only one peek at Jimmy Choo & …erm one pair?*

~Professional Pressure~
Must have something concrete to show.
Can’t keep billing Soros for Ideas, Concepts & Mood Charts.

~Motto~
Hum Bhi Karke Dhikhaenge !

*suitable candidate is being short listed for the job .. erm big job*