225. QDrop 3775 has Q declare "The great awakening" and then nothing happens. Seems like Q likes to fire up the troops by shouting empty slogans now and again.
226. QDrop 3784 gives us a chart of events that promises that the "Slow drip" of Q is about to become a "Flood". We get neither a drip nor a flood.
227. QDrop 3792 has Q hyping the Yellow Vest movement as part of the Great Awakening. The weekend protests continue apace with nothing changing. France and the world remain asleep.
228. QDrop 3809 claims the Supreme Court will hear a case about the legality of the impeachment charges against President Trump. This doesn't happen because it's not how our government works.
229. QDrop 3831 promises that those who plotted against Trump will be severely punished for their transgressions. The Cabal remains free.
230. QDrop 3835 is going after Hunter Biden because that's political gold baby! Hunter remains a pretty anonymous failson and Biden continues to dominate in the polls.
231. QDrop 3853 declares that post impeachment the Democrats will be swiftly and totally crushed. They remain uncrushed as of this tweet.
232. QDrop 3861 repeats the "Flood" narrative from before. Q loves to promise big things and then never pay them off.
233. QDrop 3380 declares that QAnon is now ready for The Storm. Sadly The Storm isn't ready so we're going to have to wait a bit longer for it to show up.
234. QDrop 3884 attacks Patten Oswalt again because that's a thing Q enjoys doing. Q's fury and the power of The Storm mean that this blood drinking, Moloch worshiping child butcher remains free.
235. QDrop 3900 has Q freaking out about a declaration of martial law. He doesn't notice this was from the Civil War and was signed by Abe Lincoln. We really need a better Super Secret Spy running the operation to save the world.
236. QDrop 3902 is Jim Watkins yelling at Austin Steinbart. Yes the fate of the world hangs in the balance as two mentally ill grifters get into a pissing contest over who gets to rip people off while using the "Q" brand to do so.
237. QDrop 3917 has Q freak out and think that an edgelord Vegan Facebook page and a ancient joke website are places where cannibalism is being promoted in earnest because Q has no understanding of satire or the use of shocking imagines/ideas to promote discussion.
238. More later. May Shirley watch over us all.
239. QDrop 3921 says that the whole FISA business will be the start of The Storm. Previously FISA was supposed to 'bring the house down' it is both the Alpha and the Omega of QAnon.
240. QDrop 3956 goes into the woo nonsense about hidden cures to all that ails us and suggests HCQ is one of these treatments. HCQ is not a cure all for COVID19 no matter how much Q wants it to be.
241. QDrop 4001 declares that Twitter's DM's being screwed up for a few hour was proof of the might of The Storm. Truly the power of QTeam is terrifying to behold.
242. QDrop 4004 lists off another front of The Silent War as in-game chat has been disabled, giving the Cabal a near-fatal blow.
243. QDrop 4013 promotes the Tara Reade claims against Joe Biden. QTeam failed to vet Reade and her story implodes and now she might be indicted for perjury for lying about her credentials as an expert witness in various trials.
244. QDrop 4016 hypes up the Seth Rich conspiracy again because Q will never let anything go. Q wakes up every morning debating which dead horse he's going to beat.
245. QDrop 4076 explains that Trump had to let the Deep State kill over 100,000 people with COVID-19 so that he could finally get the public to see the truth about the Cabal's plans to use COVID-19 to take over the world.
246. QDrop 4100 is something Thomas Jefferson never said.
247. QDrop 4133 claims that Congress remained out of session for non COVID reasons and big BOOMS were about to happen. It will not shock you to find out that Booms Never Happen.
248. QDrop 4146 has Trump giving the order to drain The Swamp. The Swamp remains marshy and undrained.
249. QDrop 4211 declares that Q is ready to unleash hell. He might be ready to do so, but he is also incapable of doing so.
250. QDrop 4229 has an insanely fake blue D5 on it that Q tries to pass off as real. His followers buy it because they enjoy being lied to.
251. Shirley is fed up with all this nonsense.
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My third guess was gibberish that got accepted as a word and makes me mad that I didn't puzzle it out more cause I think I could have gotten it in 3.
I think the main reason why Wordle is so popular is that it fulfills the Dungeon Master's contract perfectly. In a game of D&D the DM is supposed to give the players a tough challenge that they will prevail over. Killing the characters sucks, but letting win with ease also sucks.
Having the Bard convince the Orc Horde not to invade while the Rogue pulls off a thrilling caper to find the secret info to find out who poisoned the King that leads to a hard fought battle that requires the party to use every trinket, potion, and spell they have in order to win.
It's Devolution Baby Part 1: Patel Patriot makes up some fan fiction because Trump losing made him sad, accidently becomes a QAnon hero.
Before I actually dig into what Patel wrote here I want you to read this paragraph and then think about his claims that had never heard of QAnon before he started writing this stuff.
Patel is "Devastated" Trump lost, he is "Confused" as to why Trump would meekly slink off the world stage. He sneers that Biden was declared "The most popular President in history" when Biden wasn't even President yet so no such claim could have been made.
Patel Patriot has a busy personal life and far to many grift streams to devote a lot of time to his substack grift that he's currently swindling people out of money while not producing content for.
One of his complaints is that he needs to 'fact check' his writing to make sure he isn't lying to his audience and that's why it takes him time to write his Trump fan fic. So now, once a week I'm going to go over an episode of Devolution and see how good his fact checking is.
Tune in Thursday for Part 1 of my series "It's Devolution Baby!" where we'll be going over Part 1 of Devolution and lemme assure you it's incredibility stupid.
It's time for everyone's favorite game show "Answering easy questions a QAnon promoter asks and also pondering what it would all mean if it the questions did have a sinister answer." Today's contestant is the LeBron hater, come on down!
Let's handle the first question and also deal with it's implications. It's January and Justice Roberts didn't want to sit in the cold an extra 12 minutes to placate lunatics (JFK was sworn in at 12:51 and QAnon doesn't think Ike was secretly still running America).
If something was fishy about this I need it explained to me. Why did Trump order Biden to take the oath a little early? What was the goal there? Who but QAnon would care? If this was supposed to be a signal why didn't Biden take the oath 17 minutes early?
Meme's like this aren't so much about PizzaGate as they are about community building. The point of this meme is for the reader to see how pilled they are by catching all the Easter Eggs in it. Somebody just getting into this stuff might not recognize Podesta.
Beyond him you got the hot dogs, the logo for Comet Ping Pong, and if you look in the background the 65,000 dollar price tag on the hot dogs. There's a lot of references to for people to get and to show how knowledgeable they are about this stuff.
So the folks who get everything get to lead the new recruits down the rabbit hole. Those people hate Obama and Hillary and they know "PizzaGate" involves Pizza because it's in the name, but now they get to learn the forbidden truth the high ranking digital soldiers.