225. QDrop 3775 has Q declare "The great awakening" and then nothing happens. Seems like Q likes to fire up the troops by shouting empty slogans now and again. Image
226. QDrop 3784 gives us a chart of events that promises that the "Slow drip" of Q is about to become a "Flood". We get neither a drip nor a flood. Image
227. QDrop 3792 has Q hyping the Yellow Vest movement as part of the Great Awakening. The weekend protests continue apace with nothing changing. France and the world remain asleep. Image
228. QDrop 3809 claims the Supreme Court will hear a case about the legality of the impeachment charges against President Trump. This doesn't happen because it's not how our government works. Image
229. QDrop 3831 promises that those who plotted against Trump will be severely punished for their transgressions. The Cabal remains free. Image
230. QDrop 3835 is going after Hunter Biden because that's political gold baby! Hunter remains a pretty anonymous failson and Biden continues to dominate in the polls. Image
231. QDrop 3853 declares that post impeachment the Democrats will be swiftly and totally crushed. They remain uncrushed as of this tweet. Image
232. QDrop 3861 repeats the "Flood" narrative from before. Q loves to promise big things and then never pay them off. Image
233. QDrop 3380 declares that QAnon is now ready for The Storm. Sadly The Storm isn't ready so we're going to have to wait a bit longer for it to show up. Image
234. QDrop 3884 attacks Patten Oswalt again because that's a thing Q enjoys doing. Q's fury and the power of The Storm mean that this blood drinking, Moloch worshiping child butcher remains free. Image
235. QDrop 3900 has Q freaking out about a declaration of martial law. He doesn't notice this was from the Civil War and was signed by Abe Lincoln. We really need a better Super Secret Spy running the operation to save the world. Image
236. QDrop 3902 is Jim Watkins yelling at Austin Steinbart. Yes the fate of the world hangs in the balance as two mentally ill grifters get into a pissing contest over who gets to rip people off while using the "Q" brand to do so. Image
237. QDrop 3917 has Q freak out and think that an edgelord Vegan Facebook page and a ancient joke website are places where cannibalism is being promoted in earnest because Q has no understanding of satire or the use of shocking imagines/ideas to promote discussion. Image
238. More later. May Shirley watch over us all. Image
239. QDrop 3921 says that the whole FISA business will be the start of The Storm. Previously FISA was supposed to 'bring the house down' it is both the Alpha and the Omega of QAnon. Image
240. QDrop 3956 goes into the woo nonsense about hidden cures to all that ails us and suggests HCQ is one of these treatments. HCQ is not a cure all for COVID19 no matter how much Q wants it to be. Image
241. QDrop 4001 declares that Twitter's DM's being screwed up for a few hour was proof of the might of The Storm. Truly the power of QTeam is terrifying to behold. Image
242. QDrop 4004 lists off another front of The Silent War as in-game chat has been disabled, giving the Cabal a near-fatal blow. Image
243. QDrop 4013 promotes the Tara Reade claims against Joe Biden. QTeam failed to vet Reade and her story implodes and now she might be indicted for perjury for lying about her credentials as an expert witness in various trials. Image
244. QDrop 4016 hypes up the Seth Rich conspiracy again because Q will never let anything go. Q wakes up every morning debating which dead horse he's going to beat. Image
245. QDrop 4076 explains that Trump had to let the Deep State kill over 100,000 people with COVID-19 so that he could finally get the public to see the truth about the Cabal's plans to use COVID-19 to take over the world. Image
246. QDrop 4100 is something Thomas Jefferson never said. Image
247. QDrop 4133 claims that Congress remained out of session for non COVID reasons and big BOOMS were about to happen. It will not shock you to find out that Booms Never Happen. Image
248. QDrop 4146 has Trump giving the order to drain The Swamp. The Swamp remains marshy and undrained. Image
249. QDrop 4211 declares that Q is ready to unleash hell. He might be ready to do so, but he is also incapable of doing so. Image
250. QDrop 4229 has an insanely fake blue D5 on it that Q tries to pass off as real. His followers buy it because they enjoy being lied to. Image
251. Shirley is fed up with all this nonsense. Image

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