Oh, sure, #Batfleck was fun, but you know who else spoke in a faux-hoarse voice, killed people, beat up Superman, and had a mother named Martha?
That's right: Jesus.
That's right: Jesus.
So the next time some debauched feagued-out libertine tries to get you to read about some Satanic tempter in tights and a mask, you just tell them, "Nope, me and Al Hartley are good with the guy who saved the world." 
You can take your Kanyes and your Drakes and your Eminems. I'm gonna "rap" with the man with the beard!
(starring Paul Lynde as Judas!)
(Jesus ripping off Debby Boone's songwriter here)
(yes yes I know about the tangled history of that song)
(yes yes I know about the tangled history of that song)
I was all set to be upset that the comic doesn't show Jesus casting the demon(s?) called Legion into the pigs at Gadarene, except that the town is now called Gerasene?
I want to know what the poor hand calculator did to deserve being placed next to missiles.
from the same publisher.
I've read a depressing number of these. But not Archie's Love Scene! Let's see if I can find that one....
I've read a depressing number of these. But not Archie's Love Scene! Let's see if I can find that one....
