Thread by @khar_risma

Ko nhasi ndapotsa ndapinda busy zve 😂🙌🔥

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Ndanga ndakato easer in bed ka chi monaz, Xvideos and chilling 😂

Ipapo phone yangu yabva yarira, ndaidaira zvikanzi huya paita heavy zi dhiri rine 150

Handina kana kugeza ndangochinja nekunanga ku zupco 🏃🏃🏃

Zupco can't get, pfee muka private, driver is playing Winky D, I'm vibing, already spending mari yacho in my head

Just before show ground paya mota bvayanzi na officer pull over

Ndipo pandabva ndagaya kuti handina tsamba kana mask 😂

Ndangobata pondo US yanga iri muhomwe.

Tichingodzika..vamwe jah man vabva varova runs vachida kutiza

Kuseri kwekombi yanga iri kumashure kwanga kune ma gunners 2 jah man vabatwa vasina kana kwavaenda.

Vaita kujambirwa baba umwe gunners kumusoro umwe kumakumbo 😂

Apa inini that was also my plan kutiza 🏃🏃 😂

Baba mapurisa abva auya akaungana pa mota, panga pasisina kana matiziro.

Ndanga ndakungocheuka cheuka, apa mufesi uya rough yaanga achiitwa naana gunners 😂

Yah panga paipa. Ndanga ndakuda kudhonzera one gunners pa side ndimupe pondo ndibaye😂

Ndabva ndanzi iwewe huya apa. Tsamba iripi.

Gunners vanga vachityisa kutaura fair. Ranga rakakura boys.

From nowhere ndazongoona ndatanga kurova sign language ✋👆👉👈👎👍✊👊🙏👇👌👋

Baba I don't know sign language. I kept throwing each and every gang sign i have ever seen in a movie

😂 Driver avhura ziso nekushamisika. Road yese tichitaura nyaya ye Man City vs Liverpool

Apa phone iri kurira muhomwe ndirikufanira ku confirmer kuti bho dhiri

Ndazongonzwa zvakunzi uyu muendesei kuna Simboti ndiye wemaoko

Maihwe. Ndamama 😂 Ko ana Simboti vanodei pa road block fut

Officer vechikadzi vabva vandibata nehuro takananga kwa Simboti. Pondo iri mumaoko I'm ready to negotiate 😂

Tichangoti fambei about 10m from the car, Madam officer vabva vadaidzwa back kuti vatore umwe munhu ku kombi yanga iri kumashure

Vachingondisiya chete, baba ndavhura bara ndichipinda nemu traffic ndakananga ku Glo service station 😂

Ndangonzwa zi voice richiti "uyo uyo uyo"

Ndichangodarika pa gate repa tel one ndacheuka, ndiri kuona officer vasiri mu uniform varikubhuruka varikuuya baba 😂

Temple Run

Pamhanya munhu. Apa zi road racho ringori straight hapana kana corner yekurova nayo skillful

Haaa ndafamba. Apa jah man vaye varikungotevera

Unoziva kungoonekwa uchitiza wakapfeka formal hameno zvazviri so 😂

Ndanga ndapera power. Haa ndazongoti rega ndimire ndinzwisisane nemukomana uyu iperere musango nyaya yacho

Ndangosimudza ka pondo kaya ne phone mudenga

Muchinda angosvika akanditi tava safe here patava apa

Jah man ava vanga vatotizawo 😂

Imagine my relief

Tazofamba tese tikabudira kune Zupco HQ uko

Zhet ratozorohwa rikafaya. Right now ndiri kutsvaga anondinyorera tsamba yekufambisa. Mask ndatotenga reusable 😂.