Thread by @khar_risma

My worst night ever 😂

I remember this one Friday night, playing fifa nevakomana, ndapinda final paya, Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid.

The game had just started, then babe sent a message

"Huya ku sleep over"

Thread 👇.

Babe stayed ku Chitungwiza and I was at UZ, but kure kwemurume ndokusina p*ssy 😂

Trust me I'm a hardcore fifa fan, but ipapo i decided kusiya bhora.

Rushed ku room, Ndikatora ka satchet ke mukwapurab*che ke mfes wangu ndika diluter ne vat ndikamwa.

Sleepover ka iyi i need extra energy....... Ndaizvisimbisa paya ndiri mu room whilst getting ready

Grabbed my wallet and headed out.

😂 kanga kari ke mufes wangu O.T i swear ndiye aishandisa ma herbs hanzi anosimbisa musana ini ndaisaita izvozvo hahaha. Nigga had varieties.

He also had muzvomora kwayedza, mutsemuranyini, muchema ndoda to name a few 😂😂😂

Ok lemme get back to my story.

Ok so ma kombi can't get, nigga had to walk to Belgravia.

Route iyoyo kwainetsa team rainzi ma Hurricane (mashurugwi type of people), but an horny person knows no danger 🤦

Ndakapinda mukamwe ka open truck so kainanaira kunge speech ya ED, 20 mins later was in town

Transport yeku chi town ingawanike, apa time kwava kuma 10 pm.

Ndakambo opener Google maps trying to see kuti panoroveka netsoka here pa Chi town

Ipapo musoro waifunga hausi musoro musoro, asi musoro 😂.

Kombi came from nowhere, i got in, tafamba tafamba i get off, mwana anditambira, we get home

First question yangu, where is everyone?

Her reply "kumusha, vanouya mangwana kuma 9am"

I suddenly didn't feel safe, but semunhu anga atotenga carex extra thin..there was no going back

It was now around 11:30. Mwana arikubva kunogeza paya, smelling so so nice, dressed seductively.

I was mu lounge pondering on the night to come.

Deep down ndaive nekakukwata because yaive first time kubaya ku all night and time dzanzi dzirikudzoka vanhu was just too soon for me

She started being touchy, apa inini ndiri kungogaya kuti ko tikasvikirwa, hameno zi fear rakangondibata so.

My instincts were communicating, but i just thought its nothing.

Girl started undressing me paya, teasing me strongly trying to ease me up.

Aizunza mutaka, zvese nemukaka, apa anga akanaka, kunge mai makanaka (@tammyjanie) lol

Girl kissed every inch of my body from head to toe. I could feel the effects e mukwapura sinhi kicking in because my d*ck was now standing like superman.

Woman held it like an accolade and started sucking the soul outta me

Mwana aiziva tunhu twake hake uyu. I started making promises ndega nekunakirwa

"Babe I'm going to give you the world" 😂😂😂

Type yetuma promise twepa sex munotuziva

Dhaa, tapinda first round, ndine backing ka ye midzi dzakaomeswa dza O.T (@OwenMafuka) dzandarova.

Ndiri kufamba sinhi, ipapo time it was now around 1am

Phone ya babe yakabva yapinda call, ndi momz vake

"Hello, ah hatina kuzorara kwa tete tavakusvika kumba tava pa corner"

Corner yaitaurwa ndeye durawall hama dzinodiwa munashe 😂😂😂

20 seconds later mota yanga yava pa gate yakurova hooter kuti babe auye kuzovhura gate.

I quickly grabbed my shirt ne jean ndikapfeka faster faster.

Nduwe yaitove hayo ku fridge uko 😂

Now panga pane challenge on how to get out.

Ndakagaya ku jambira pa next door but paihukura rimwe zimbwa hmm haa iroro raingona kungondi molester dai ndakazvizama.

The other two sides kwaive nema electric fence pamusoro pe durawall.

Dead end.

Ukuwo team ravhura gate mota yakupinda, kuti ndirove yekwa man Tawa yekupinzwa mu wardrobe hazviite, she shared her room ne older sister yake

Ndakangozvininipisa ndiri mu kitchen apa babe ranga rakutochema kare

Ndakabva ndagaya kurova skillful.

Babe aiti vanopinda neku lounge, so ndakanomira pa entrance yemu kitchen.

Plan yaive yekuti door reuku richivhurwa tichivhurawo reku kitchen ndichibuda mumba

Guess who decided to also use the kitchen door that night 😂😂😂

Mdara we babe akapinda akabata 3 ma black label, dhuma dhuma neni mu kitchen.

Old man was drunk but panguva iyoyo akaita sober.

"Ndiwe ani iwewe (wasu accent)"

Ndakambozama kuita tutsika

"Ah makadii henyu baba ndinoitwa Briaaaaa"

Didn't finish. Ndanga ndatoiswa mbama

Mbama yandikapihwa ladies and gentlemen handisati ndamboipihwa before and handifunge ndikaipihwa futi muhupenyu hwangu.

It was ferocious
It was sanguinary
It was relentless
It was rapacious
It was barbarous

Ndakambofunga kuti ndachaiwa nge mheni

Ndiri pakati pechadzimira ndakaiswa imwe ye chi 2. Ko dzokororo ine simba zve.

Mdara anga akabata ma black label ne one hand akaita eku hugger like, so akabva akotama kuti amaise pasi anyatsondishandira sekushandira kwandanga ndichiita mwana wake a few minutes ago😂

Achingosimuka, ndaka kicker bhodhoro one ranga rakavhurika

Instinct yechidhakwa, akabva akotama futi kuti abate doro rake risarasike ini ndikarova bara ndichibuda mu den

Right, step 1 done. Mu den ndabuda

I didn't wait to assess kuti panze panani.

Momz ye babe yaive ichatongobva kudzika mumota yakangoona mukomana achirova runs heading out.

She then shouted,

Mbaaaaaaaaavha Mbavha Mbavha

Ma blaz e babe 3 then started chasing me down

1. Hood handirizive
2. Manheru
3. Vakomana varikudaidzira mbavha 😂

I could see people turning on lights apa imbwa dzakuita noise muma yard.

I felt like ndiri mu temple run

I swear the spirit of Usain Bolt descended upon a nigga that night 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

One of the brothers who was leading unfortunately but fortunately tripped over a pothole and fell horribly into the tar.

Team ndoparikazomira inini ndikaramba ndiri bara.

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