Thread by @khar_risma

MY WORST NIGHT EVER

(continuation)

Please this is not fictional
It's based on a true story
😂😂😂

https://twitter.com/khar_risma/status/1244867618487631872

Amana yaive temple run chaiyo.

What i failed to notice was mudhara we babe akazobudawo achitevera vakomana ava vaindimhanyisa.

So pakadonha mfes uya team rakamira 2 minutes then pakasvika mudhara pa scene bvavamusiya nemurwere and they continued the manhunt

I followed kwaibva noise in anticipation that kune bhawa.

Ndakambogaya kuenda kumapurisa kuno reporter about mbama dzandaive ndapihwa 😂.

Plan yaivepo yaive yekupinda any mota ndishaike panzvimbo

Ndakasvika nekutongotanga kutsvaga mota dzakuda kubuda

Ndakazongocheuka baba and i saw this nigga standing there staring at me

Team 2 riya ranga rarova nekamukoto rikanditangira kusvika ku bhawa 😂 Mfes aive akasimba uyu and ndaive ndakukwata rough.

Ndakango sticker takangotarisana maziso akatanga kutaurirana 😂

His eyes were like "hamusirimi Jah man vatiri kutsvaga here imi"

Mine were like "maya tsano nditoriwo kachidhakwa pabhawa"

Then his eyes went "saka ukukwatei"

Mine responded "handisi kukwata ini"

Yes we had this conversation with our eyes😂😂😂

Whilst staring each other hard, mfes akabva angoita ka movement ini ndikati chachaya.

Bara 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃💨💨💨

I didn't go far. Mfes followed and caught up akaita zvekundijambira tichinowira tese pasi

Ndichisimuka ndakaiswa hwipa mukwipa ye mbama ndikadzokera muvhu. All I can say is like father like son 😂😂

At that moment i became vehemently infuriated. I wanted to fight back.

I stood up with fists clinched and darted towards the guy. In my mind some epic showdown was bout to happen 💪💪👊👊👊

Nigga just moved out of the way and i threw a punch in the air. Force yandaive nayo was too much and i fell down.

This elevated my anger😤. It was now game on

Ndingochisimuka ndakaigashidzwa imwe mbama ✋😂

I went on to receive a further 3 strong slaps before falling to the ground. I couldn't flinch or block. Ndaingorova ma i receive papa 🙏

At this point I became convinced that this guy wanted to unite me with my ancestors

I had to run away.. but it was becoming impossible.

I threw mavhu at this guy's face and paakatosvorwa I picked up chidhinha ndikamurova nacho.

Kudaiso, the other brother arrived nemota from nowhere with the father.

I felt my soul evacuate my body 😂

Ndakamhanyira ku road ndikanojambira muka rhori hameno kuti kaiendepi.

In about 20 seconds ndakaona mota ya tezvara yamu road and in pursuit.

Munhu wekarhori aito driver pore pore kunge arikurwadziwa nemaoko not knowing kuti kumashure kune munhu arikuda kufa 😂.

Karhori kakazongo picker speed baba and i now noticed kuti tinenge tava mu highway.

Highway to where ? 😂

Ndakangoti hameno ikoko ndoona ndasvika

Tezvara naana tsano vakati munonyepa. Handei tione

The 3 vakapindawo highway nesu.

Tbh i was scared to the point of almost crying. Boys musadherere kumhanyiswa nemota.

I didn't know what to do anymore. I just wanted to turn myself in and let the family massacre me zvingopera.

Karhori kaya started slowing down kumberi kwaive kune some sort of traffic jam

I couldn't wait for the vehicle to fully stop because destruction boys dzaive padhuze dhuze.

I jumped out and ran kumberi ikoko kwaive me traffic. Pane mota dzanga dzarovana pa junction

Kumberi mberi kwaive nekombi ndoyandikanopinda iyoyo. Maitove nema rasta

Madhakwiro anga akaita boys iri 😂. I had no option but to go

Lucky enough ana tezvara vakabva vavharirwa pa traffic and havana kuzotevera

I didn't know where i was going but i didn't ask mukombi because i feared getting robbed if they knew I'm lost.

Ndakazongonzwa driver akuti Machipisa tasvika. I was now in Highfield

What i loved about Highfield is makombi aidaidzira town anga akati wandei.

I got in town ndikasiiwa ku market square uko.

From market square to NSSA ndakamhanyiswa ne 6 zvigunduru hazvina kundibata.

Finally got pa NSSA ndikasvika patori nema UBA nema babe chii chii

Vakangoonawo ne kusviba kwaive kwakaita munhu kuti kwabviwa ma1😂.

Takawana transport, got to UZ ndikaswera ndakarara.

Ava manheru, I wanted to cool off ndikatora babe rangu repa campus ndikati hande tinotenga chibhodhoro

Ndakabva ndasungwa ne police manheru iwayo 😂. Public drinking

The thread is here 👇👇👇

https://twitter.com/khar_risma/status/1234471230595641345?s=19

This was probably my worst night ever 😂

I had forgotten. All this happened ndakamisa 😂. Sinhi rinonzi mukwapura riya harina kumira fine.