Thread by @DrOlusesan

YOU ARE OK IN DEGREES CELSIUS
"What's my temperature" is a straight forward question that I asked the door man that checked me at the entrance of a business premises. "Oga you can enter, you are OK" was the dismissive response that I got.
"I say you are OK. Wetin you want again?"

Nigeria's problem is bottom-up, and there's nothing systemic about a system manned by dishonest people. We are all building blocks of the accountability system we look forward to in Govt. I knew something is amiss with the rate guests are confirmed OK with this temperature gun.

"I need you to tell me what my temperature in degrees C." I was again told the device doesnt measure in degrees C. I asked again, "what about in Fahrenheit?"
Finally, the man exploded, "hanhan, wetin naaw? This one doesnt have it. I've told you you are OK! You are OK! Kilode!"

A lady behind me on the queue, with an accentuated cheek bone like the shape of a power bike started cursing, "they have told this mumu that his temperature is OK, but he is still doing i too know." I am an irritant offline, as much as I am online, when i'm ready to make trouble.

Apparently the temperature checking device isn't working and the guy at the door was just forming activity. He eventually owned up the battery is flat. When you take a stand, you'll always find a Nigerian who wont let such shenanigans slide. A man volunteered, i have this type."

This other guest left and was back in minutes with a battery. Yet, the thing didn't work. When an oga eventually arrived, he screamed, "this isnt what I gave you people. You were all handed new ones yesterday. Where is it?" At this point, its ideal for this door man to faint. 😂