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Vile madame wenu wanapigwa chain hii Nairobi

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So my pal Vic and Ann were a thing, they had a long distance relationship. Hii maneno hua inawork if only the 4 of you agree to settle. Vic alikua MKU ya Thika Sabina Joy HQ na Ann alikua Cooperative Uni Koinange Branch. Hizi campo mbili ile uasherati iko huko🙅‍♂️ sodom kando😂

Ann hakua kiatu, lakini Vic alikua amepata his sole mate, kupata Mali safi sio small feat. He had never Senegal like Ann na alikua anamficha kama vile Mr. Kaplan alikua anafichia Reddington mwili. Hakua na iPhone but alikua mSiri until recently aliamua kumpost.

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Backstory: My roomie Wolf hupenda raha and it happened wakameet na Ann wakiwa ulevi and exchanged digits.Walevi wawili nikama wakale wakipatana campus, wanakuanga best friends by default. After a while waliamua kumeet tao for a casual date at least waJuane under the Nairobi sun

Hio siku Wolf alisema hakuna street walipita bila Ann kusalimiwa, she didn't even belong to the streets, she was the streets😂🚩. He assumed labda she's famous. Next thing Wolf alkua anataka kuspread cheeks za Ann, he thought it would be hard but Ann was aWare Wolf had intentions

Ann alikua petite, lakini alisema haezi fika Thick-a where we lived, so my guy ilibidi aende kwa ngeus. Wolf aliniuliza abebe nini on his first night, nikamuambia AIBU juu hakua nayo😂. Unaendaje mechi away,na ukipatwa na mwenye nyumba ukiwa juu,saa nane usiku😂utapigwa shoka aki

Wanaume hujuana, so alipata some friends over there halafu walikua wanamuuliza "Aah mkubwa ni wewe ukona yeye leo"😂gaii🚩🚩. Wolf aliingia keja ya dem akapata Timberland size 11, maze ukiona viatu ka hizo unaeza ogopa hadi kuMbao. Akaulizia akaambiwa ni za bro yake alizisahau🚩

Keja ilikua imejaa denims na makofia zinamatch. My pal akanusa red flag, ferrr fast akanitumia pic ya dame akaniambia niulizie around.

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So the same day my pal Vic ndo aliamua kupost bibi for the first time pale wozzap. My guy alikua amemwaga feelings like a littu bitch.

The same girl ako kwa status ya Vic ndo the same girl Wolf anaskumia premium heavy strokes maze.
Singeharibia Wolf happy hour nikawacha kwanza ampee dose ya Dicklofenac the whole night, it was his duty to please that booty and stroke that coochie. Alisema hio pudesh ilikua fire

But maze aliogopa, labda ni kaswende ilikua inaongeza moto😂 .Kuadvise a man in love ni kama kuambia mkisii awhisper, haigwesekani. Mimi na wolf tukaamua kusaidia our pal Vic as a brother. Tukaorganise bash, tukainvite Ann na Vic na tukawashow wakuje na +1. So on that day😂😂

Ann aliambia Vic ako shark week, cramps zinamuuma so hawes make. My guy akaweka caption pale status akimuambia aget well soon like a fool. Tukamshow haina shida ye akam tu vile ako. On the other hand mwenye relationship alikua ameland na Ann kwa klabu na ride baridiiiii⚡⚡

Alikua jitu lenye miraba minne, kama ni huyu alikua anagurumisha hio pudesh, Vic my nigga kama ni mechi ye angekua ball boy maze😭😂. Hapa kusema ukweli Vic ni favour alikua anafanyiwa na huyu dame. Maze Vic alikua anafaa a apologise dame wake alikua anacheat maze.

Vic alikuja later, saa saba hapo. Alifika DJ akicheza ile wimbo ya sailors "Hawa mangeus wasimame au wainame? "AAAH WE WAINAME!😭. Maze Ann alkua anainamishwa na his man nikama alikua anatafuta coins watu wameangusha. Vic alikua Power-less nikama alikua ameona Ghost 😂you get it?

Unaimagine dame yako alikuambia goodnight saa mbili ati ananyesha unamuona klabu saa saba usiku anainamishwa, si unaeza kufa😂.Vic na mahasira akauliza "What's the meaning of this?" . Ann akauliza "Babe kwani huyu si wewe?"😭 The beauty, the fuckery and the audacity of this bitch

Bwana ya Ann akaharibu kabisa aliambia Vic "Oya bro enda ukatafute dame yako, usinikatizie raha!"😭 Vic tulikua tunamshikilia tukimpea maji ya das-a-ni juu magoti ilikua imeisha nguvu. Young nigga alishindwa kupumua maze, roho ilikua inaskip a beat juu ya vile Ann alikua amemruka

Alikua amepiga Kanzu ya white baridiii akaitisha his favourite drink, Krest baridi kubwa. Alikua anakaa Jesu Krest-u. Stress ikakua mingi akaitisha Chrome akaipiga kavu at least alift his spirits. Wacha aanze kutapika mahindi kwa klabu, maze nikama alikua amekula chakula ya kuku.

Hatukua tunataka achafue Kanzu, ilibidi tumeiinua hadi kwa waist tukaituck in kwa boxer😭. Mimi kazi ilikua kumpepeta na hood ndo apate hewa. Manz hakua anaamini the love of his life could nduthis to him out of the Blues.Huyu tungemuambia Wolf pia alitap that ass angetafuta kamba

She did my nigga dirty, anyway kila mtu atafute pesa, these girls don't love you bruh. Na mali safi iende chain

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Found the perfect video for Ann and Vic