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Nilikua migwatos na some fine mamii kuenda kuingiza omuzigidi🍆bahali yake nikateleza ndani ya shimo karibu nianguke nivunjike mbavu

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Huyu mshee tulimeet kwa my pal Tom, alikua amekuja kuwavisit for some weeks halafu arudi kwao. Tom hukua fisi alikua ameamua kupita na yeye, na walikua macuzo😂.Alikua anasema cousin ni kuanzia kwa mapua kuenda juu😂nikamuambia anipige through pass bana. Tom akasema Hilfiger out

Manz nikapewa namba, semeni kufanya interview pale PC. Blue ticks nilikua waaaaaah, ilikua ina-suck lakini si kupe-nda kwangu. Nilikua nasimp kama Osama but nlikua sure kuna siku atakuja ku-blow hii omuchulichuli yangu🍆😂. So after 4 weeks IVy alianza kureply.

Pale wozzap nakuanga na status stima⚡, once in a while alikua anajipaka grease anaslide to my DMs. Nikama nilikua na nguvu za uMEME cause everytime she was like "Ohm-y God this is funny" 😂. Namshow currently, I need that energy elsewhere. Anauliza where? Namshow kwa m-joules🥺

Alikua amenikunywa and I couldn't resistor. Nilikua najichocha huku nje lakini on the low burna nilikua nachoma kwa PC yake🥺. After a while we were all over each other planning meet ups and all. So this time alinishow atakam kuvisit Tom but atapitia kwangu for a day tucatch up.

Hio siku nilisugua mansion ikaNgara kuliko tao. Maze nikatoa hadi cobwebs ndo nitoe previous entanglements. Singeosha pillow so black king nikanunua bulb ya red kuficha white😂. Nikaosha hadi cups za maji buana, sisi bachelors tunatumianga tunarudisha kwa kabati😂.

Toothbrush ya madame ya kushare hio nayo lazma ingebaki, for the culture😂. Nikapulizia nyumba Vers-man kwasababu hio siku nilikua nmepata prayer partner. Lazima ningestep up, nikacall Mason my plug akakuja na TV mpya akaiMount kwa ukuta, ile mzee ilikua Hisense remote.

Ampex yangu ya kinyozi nikaskuma chini ya kitanda ndo isiniletee aibu. So dame si akakam, wueh alikua na thigh gaps ungedhani ziko social distancing, mimi kazi ilikua kuzispread kama corona. Dame alikuja na fluffy sandals za shower na kumbe bafu ziko nje, siogeangi kwa keja🥺😭.

Ukiwa na mgeni ndo mende na lizard zinajuanga kufanya P.E😂. Nilimpikia the one thing niko sure siezi mess, indomie, hi ndo mi niliprefer coz ye ndo alikua main course. Before tuingie Camp Nou alikua anauliza kama tukiingia kwa mJadala nitawezana. Alikua anaquestion my Will power

Nikamuambia arelax.Alikua na baby hair ungedhani babake ni muarabu. Mimi ferrr fast nikaweka 365 days kwa Netflix juu ile mechi tulikua tupige ilikua ya mwaka. Tulijaribu kujifanya tunawatch lakini after intro imelia Duduuu, alikua like "si unichukue unirarue basi🥺"

Nikama nilikua goshodo modo juu aiiiiiii, alinyonyaaa😂🍆. Foreplay mosmos, alikua bad and bushy nikama hio street haikua imepitiwa sana. Nikajua hapa nimeangukia jackpot. Nyondos zilikua on point kuliko snitch na zimesimama kama scouts. Zilikua stable kuliko ndowaa za Nairobi

Saa ya majigwithings ikafika, kwanza nikachapisha omuzigidi kwa pudesh paaa! ndo nitoe previous settings 😂. Lazima angesikia uzito ya chuma buanaa. First 2 strokes zilikua legit lakini kuanzia ya tatu nikama aliwacha kukaza haga juu waaaah nilikua napita express kuliko Mololine.

Unaona vile train inapitanga kwa tunnel bila kuguza mawe😂fwaaaa. Nilikua nafire blanks wazimm. Nikama nilikua nimevaa Vans juu sikua nafeel walls of Jericho, nlikua Off the Wall😂. Nikatafuta New Balance ndo nijaribu something new kama Khalifa, nikasupport miguu na edge ya bed

Kitu ikaniambia just do it, nikaamua kuenda deep strokes, wuuwi, nakuambia niliteleza ndani, kisogo ilikua inagonga bedsheets na side ya nyuma nikama nilikua navutwa. Ungedhani mi ni Rashford nacelebrate ile style ya kuslide😂😭. Maze kitu ningemwaga kwa hio nyumba ni unga😂 .

Nilikua napotea huko ndani ungedhani niko kwa mansion ya kina Joan. Ushai inua mtungi ya 20 litres na nguvu halafu ukapata ikona hewa tu😭. Ikabidi tumechange style, tukaenda backshots. Manz ilibidi nmemtemea mate kwa mgongo nikasema askofu amemaliza kazi nikaingia kulala buana

After all that preparation aki I was heartbroken. Ndo ujue shetani halalangi, hio usiku niliota Nicki akisema nisimwage ndani😭😂. Naamka asubuhi nikishangaa nani ametuekea tent kwa kitanda kumbe ni omuzigidi imeinua duvet kama post🍆😂 .

Halafu dame anasema anataka kuchill aende the next day. The audacity!!! KWA NANI??? Ilibidi nimesema naenda ushago bana😂 nikapack nguo, nikaoga hadi akanisindikiza stage after tumeachana nikarudi kwa nyumba yangu buana. Sipendi ujinga mimi😂

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