Thread by @The_Kyle_Mann

THREAD: If you like @TheBabylonBee, you should get to know our amazing writers. I'll list them off and highlight an excellent article by each of them!

Senior Writer Frank Fleming (@IMAO_ ) is a bottomless well of weird ideas. He always says his favorite jokes are the ones that make you go, "That's so stupid!"

One of my favorite Flemings:

Prodigal Son Kicked Back Out After Old Tweets Surface
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Creative Director Ethan Nicolle (@AXECOP) does all our good photoshops and bear jokes.

My favorite Nicolle:

Congregation Prays Graduating Senior Be Protected From Basic Secular Arguments They Never Bothered To Prepare Her For
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Dr. David Fisher (@DoctorFisher) is equal parts satirist and physician. He loves to slay Joel Osteen and essential oils.

My fave:

Joel Osteen Launches Line Of Pastoral Wear: 'Sheep's Clothing'
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Nate McMillan (@laughontrack) does standup comedy and writes great Christian jokes, like this one:

Bible College To Provide Complimentary Wives To Unmarried Pastoral Graduates
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Chris Cowan (@BovineRight) is an awesome dude with a great sense of humor. I appreciate his witty Star Wars and Marvel references.

Groot In Hot Water After Recent 'I Am Groot' Comments
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I sometimes think Joel Berry (@JoelWBerry) and I are the same person, with our love for Lord of the Rings and Jon Foreman.

He also likes to own the libs:

Podiums At Next Debate To Be Equipped With Life Alert Buttons
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Payton McNabb (@Payton_McNabb31) has a name like a football player, but he actually just writes jokes.

Like this instant classic:

Federal Prison Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell
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Taylor Sellnow (@tjsellnow) seems to know more about sports than the rest of us nerds:

Multiple Peaceful Protests Break Out At Hockey Games
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Dan Coats (@BabylonBeeFan) is a good old friend of mine who produces our podcast and writes bangers like this bad boy:

California Christians Must Now Register Bibles As Assault Weapons
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We can't forget our evil rich owner Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) and his insatiable desire to own the libs:

Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters
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Co-owner and tech dude Dan Dillon (@dandillondev), founder Adam Ford (@Adam4d), video chica MJ (@morganisawizard), social media guy Matt (@carobini), and more I'm probably forgetting keep things running smoothly day after day.

And of course, we have other contributors, subscribers, and supporters who send in ideas and contribute to the process. I'm humbled and grateful to be part of this great team!

Finally, consider subscribing if you want to help fund the work of these awesome people!
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