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CAR CHASE TIME!!!
#carchase is in Cudahy, which I knew as “Carahai” until my mid-20s
#carchase heading toward Vernon, that stench-filled industrial weirdo city
#carchase now heading to Commerce, where I once gave a lecture at its City Hall chambers. Actually, it was a screening of the late, great FOX cartoon Bordertown #renewbordertown
#carchase started in Bell Gardens, which is part Bell, part Hawaiian Gardens...
#carchass being pursued by Bell police. Isn’t that city too small to support a PD?
#carchase going on Florence. East Florence is WAY undercovered, don’t ya know...
#carchase now in South Gate. Man, driver wants to hit up ALL the Southeast LA cities! Bruh, when are you getting to NORWALK?
#carchase now in Huntington Park, the best of SoCal’s Huntingtons...
And now, I’m going to mimis for a bit #CarChase
#carchase STILL GOING!!!. And yes, I went mimis—ah, Friday-night brandyzzz
#carchase now in Channel 7, home to the homie @abc7marc #respect
#carchsse is a Suzuki, of all things. Only people I know who own Suzukis are hippies!
#carchase being chi asked because of vandalism? As @Scrface87 would do:
#carchase suspect wearing a face mask because #coronavirus
#carchase on 710 North passing Bandini. Quick--who is Bandini named after!
I still want to know who Calzona was named after #carchase
#carchase vehicle is a Suzuki sedan, which I do believe is one of the lesser Suzukis...
#carchase now on Atlantic, which I'll always know as La Atlantic...
#carchase now just driving around. Entertaining, but no speed or wilding in this one...
#carchase being chased by TEN Bell Gardens PD cars. Isn't there actual crimes to be solved in Bell Gardens?
#carchase going Bissell, Pasaic, Mountain View, Miles — all the uncovered LA...
#carchase just passed Templeton. Is it related to Gary or the Prize?
#carchase STOPPED. Threw out the keys, HANDS OUT!!!
#carchase now stopped. A K9 unit RARING to go. Driver didn't hurt anyone, so no need, blue!
Someone should do an analysis of how many #carchase drivers wear baseball hats/baggy Dickies shorts/oversized single-color T-shirts haha
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To all the wokosos whining about @nytimes writing about carne asada fries: stop. A THREAD
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