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dan o’grady ☘️ Profile picture
@TeachMrOGrady
Aug 16, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
When I woke up, I didn’t think this was going to happen. And yet, here we are... Image
And it just so happened to be my best! #RecordSmashed Image
It’s funny how the first time you do something, ever, it’s a new record. I’ll take it though.

Also, I need you younger folks in your early 30s and younger to realize that your joints are going to be shot way earlier than you think. #OuchAnklesAndKnees
I’m in an incredible amount of pain at this point. I currently have deep regrets.

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dan o’grady ☘️ Profile picture
Aug 25, 2020
Three hour zoom PD. Wife is out of the house at work.

3yo fell down steps. Both kids hitting. A few nerf shots were fired at a non-willing combatant.

Somehow managed to add to the conversation & take 3 pages of notes.

This setup is untenable for the long haul. #LessIsMore
Two loads of laundry. Made lunches. Cleaned the kitchen. And three more zoom hours upcoming.

Kids have been in front of tv all day.

It’s fine. This won’t lead to multiple melt downs. It’s all good.
btw, THIS is why parents are demanding in class school to resume. (Well, not all, but many/most.)

Trust me. This ain’t the life. I want normalcy again too. But it ain’t about kids falling behind. Believe that.
Read 4 tweets
dan o’grady ☘️ Profile picture
Aug 21, 2020
Doing yard work.

I’ve seen the mailman’s truck breakdown and struggle to start 2-3x so far.

I hollered, “damn man, Trump won’t even give y’all gas?”

He laughed and shook his head.
Some of this is true. Some of it is not true.

It’d be funnier if it was all true.
Oh man. He’s still stuck. This part is very true lol
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dan o’grady ☘️ Profile picture
Aug 19, 2020
A tale of two #Ohio senators reacting to Trump bashing Goodyear.

See if you can guess who is who. It’s gonna be tough, but you can do it!

1) actively pushing back
2) pretending it didn’t happen.

PS Don’t you LOVE when the president seeks to harm an American business? ImageImage
I know what you’re thinking.

Democratic senator pushing back. GOP senator ignoring it. Hyper partisanship. Yada yada yada.

But look...

You’re right. That’s exactly what it is.

@SenSherrodBrown advocates for his constituents while @senrobportman will say he missed it.
It’s almost as if I should be surprised??? 😮 ImageImage
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dan o’grady ☘️ Profile picture
Aug 14, 2020
And the answer key reveals...
1) mommy stuck her hand in the pee-filled toilet, of course!

I ran downstairs to find gloves or a bag. I’m not sticking my hand in that fiasco - disgusting!

“You probably have pee on your hands every time you go to the bathroom,” she said.

Wtf does she think I do in there?
2) “oh no, I’m going to die,” was Patrick’s words.

How was this particular event going to be his demise? Idk. Somehow toothpaste in the toilet is a killer tho? Kids are weird.
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Aug 13, 2020
I accidentally dropped the kids’ toothpaste in the pee filled toilet - bc the 6yo didn’t flush and left the lid up.

1) who stuck their hand in the pee-filled toilet to fish it out without waiting for a bag or glove?
2) Who screamed “Oh no, I’m going to die!” after seeing the toothpaste in the pee-filled toilet?
3) Who was terrified to get anywhere near the pee-filled toilet?
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Aug 2, 2020
So we decided to watch #Hamilton tonight. And since we can’t really go anywhere, we decided to have a full blown “night out.” #HappyHour and a small plate of #Apps. (1/x) Image
#BlackTie is NOT optional. Image
Little Man always rocks a tie when Daddy does. I can’t believe I don’t have a dope dinosaur tie to match his. Smdh. Image
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