I mean, it's so simple! I'm a brown man who escaped war to come to here. I'll just ignore the fact that The West *literally* saved my and my 4 siblings' and my parents' lives.
Instead, I will teach the forced attendees things like:
"If you question what I am about to say,
you're a racist. I only got paid £20, 000.00 to do this, whereas white woman Robin di Angelo gets £40, 000.00 - that's racism. You see how racist everything is?
When I was a child, store attendants would follow me around to see that I wasn't shoplifting. That's racism! Nevermind
that I was, in fact, shoplifting! That's neither here nor there - the fact that they assumed I was meant that they were racists.
Your founder is a white guy - it means he's a racist. If he wasn't, he'd step aside and let a BAME LBTQISLKWE%(*GFR take over. Racist! And homophobic.
I see that you have sales targets? That's racist. Especially as you have the same targets for white and black people - basically ignoring the centuries of slavery and institutional racism, and expecting blacks to perform the same as whites. That's racist!
I see that your
diversity officer is a female - but she identifies as a woman. Can you not see how transphobic that is?
There is literally no BAME person in this company who is here because he or she is BAME - everyone was hired on "merit". This is racism pure and simple.
Now, can I please
get paid? I hope you've all learned a lot, and fill in the forms on your way out. And remember, unless you say things like 'I never knew how racist I was until Amir pointed it out', it means you're a racist.
That'll be £20, 000.00 please."
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🧵 On #RefugeesWelcome, Open Borders and @GaryLineker:
Imagine a very high-end, Michelin starred restaurant.
Everyone wants to dine here, but of course, the number of seats are limited.
As is the space in fridges to keep produce fresh and to the level of quality which…
has earned this restaurant its prestige.
The majority of tables are reserved for the patrons who’ve contributed to building this fine establishment.
Others who wish to dine must reserve a table and wait for their turn. Naturally, due to the desirability of the food and ambience,
there is a waiting period, but it is worth it.
Upon visiting the restaurant, one must abide by the strict but fair code of conduct;
Suit and tie for the gentlemen, evening dress for the ladies.
No sneakers.
No smoking.
No drunken behaviour.
Respect for other diners.
🧵ISLAMOPHOBIA🧵 Salman Rushdie is stabbed for writing a book of fiction - “What about islamophobia?”
ISIS slaughters Yazidis, rape their women and take their daughters as sex slaves - “We mustn’t forget about islamophobia!”
Two people were killed and 21 injured, 10 of them
seriously in Oslo - “Oh my god, the islamophobia!”
The Islamic State attack a Shiite Mosque in Peshawar, killing 63 people and injuring almost 200 - “STOP IT!!! The islamophobia is unbearable!”
An ISIS supporter stabbed six people, killing one, before being shot by police in
Auckland - “YOUR ISLAMOPHOBIA IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! THINK ABOUT THE MUSLIMS!!!”
ISIS claims responsibility for killing 11 miners in Balochistan, Pakistan - “Oh my god, poor muslims who have to deal with the islamophobia!”
2021 Kabul airport attack - ISIS claimed two suicide attacks
It’s #ShakespeareSunday so it’s apt to recite my favourite sonnet, which is timely in this regard: the Wokeasi (woke Stasi) will keep casting assertions at anyone who deviates ever so slightly from their dogma, even when the person is someone as benign as Tony Abbott.
More and more people have realised that this is an unwinnable game, and others are thinking that if they are to be condemned regardless, why not at least live up to the assertion they’re being condemned of.
Which is what Shakespeare wrote 400 years ago:
‘Tis better to be vile than vile esteemed,
When not to be receives the reproach of being
And the just pleasure lost, which is so deemed
Not by our feelings, but by others’ seeing
For why should others false, adulterate eyes
Give salutation to my sportive blood?
And why
If you’re ever out of toilet paper, don’t use Salon as a replacement! It’s not worthy of being used as such.
In this article, professional liar and uneducated hack @xriskology says things like “there is simply no other interpretation of this than ‘Black people are genetically..
What is the “this” Phil is refereeing to? Sam Harris’ observation that expecting ppl from different geographies, histories, cultures, backgrounds, practices, religions and ages to have parity is not logical.
In Phil’s ignorant mind, this means that black people...
are “genetically dumber”. Who’s the racist here, Phil?
As others have noted, Phil is obsessed with Sam Harris: in the article, he lies about Harris having written an anti-islam book which made him famous. Harris has never written such a books “End of Faith” and “Letters to a...