Thread by @BIENsays

@makeapoint690 @AltABSCBN @SuperficialGZT @MalacananEvents @IamCharotism
#TheChroniclesOfAssholes
#LakanNgKatarantaduhan
We’ve been through quite an adventure across the archipelago, time to go up North, to the land w/ the abundance of natural resources/fresh veggies, Benguet.

Our dear Prince Erickus Yup Yup Yup or Eric the worm is not from there. When its old guardian died, he was knighted by Peter the tick to take over the land. #IbalikAngABSCBN

The residents were caught off guard because they were expecting someone from the community or a neighboring district. @COMELEC even suggested that instead of appointing a caretaker, an election could be held.
news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/22/20/…

To celebrate his birth, he was declared as the “Son of Benguet” by the SP to further legitimize his claim so in exchange for the gesture, he filed a bill to split the province into two districts. Kaya naman pala! #GalawangTrapo
tribune.net.ph/index.php/2020…

He claimed that his appointment as caretaker by Peter the tick #Cayetano has a purpose though he did not elaborate. Parang may idea na kami kung ano. #Parasite
pia.gov.ph/news/articles/…

Perhaps he was thinking of Papa Piolo when he together with Pulong the fluke proposed to rename #NAIA to #PAPAPI #NinoyIsAHero #MarcosIsNotAHero

Where did they get this idea? From the attack dog of the Marcoses, Larry “Bobo” Gadon. #BoboKaGadon sobra! #MarcosIsADictator #StopHistoricalRevisionism #NinoyIsAPatriot #NinoyIsAHero

Mr. Bobo is a known Marcos apologist who demonizes the Aquinos and tags everyone who tells him otherwise as Dilawan. Aral aral din pagmay time ha? #MarcosSinungaling #BoboKaParinGadon #StopMarcosApologists

He claimed that his petition to rename it gained support of roughly 800K. He added that Ninoy was not a hero but a traitor. #NeverAgain #NeverForget #NinoyIsAHero #NinoyIsNotATraitor #MarcosIsATraitor #MarcosIsNotAHero

Verifying and debunking his claim is a walk in the park. Does he know how to do the math? 1+1 = 2 hindi 11 ha? #AngBoboMoTalagaGadon
change.org/p/a-call-to-re…

Would you also like to know who is another prominent Marcos apologist who supports the petition? Clue: she was kicked out from an @ABSCBN teleserye for misbehaving. #VivianVelez #MarcosIsTheWorstPresident until the 🐢 came
tempo.com.ph/2017/01/23/viv…

May we also add that Mr. Bobo rejects the return of the family’s loot blaming the cronies but he is running under KBP, the party formed by no other than…#MarcosAsADictator #MarcosMagnanakaw #ShutUpBoboGadon

Back to our little worm, during the #ABSCBNFranchiseHearing @ABSCBNNews @ABSCBN , he made an allegation that an emissary reached out to bribe him to vote in favor of the Kapamilya network but he licked his own spit. #IbalikAngABSCBN

Did we forget to mention that he and his ACT-CIS Party of the Tulfo brothers authored the #AntiTerrorLaw? He accused the critics of using the #BlackLivesMatter and @taylorswift13 to rally against his pet bill to destabilize the gov't daw. #JUNKTERRORLAWNOW

When news broke that he was positive of the virus, PSG wanted to file a case against him for endangering the 🐢. He turned out to be negative because of an error. Sayang! Czar lang! #BawalAngSinungaling

As the vice chair of the House games and amusements committee, he supported the calls to resume the operation of POGOs to raise fund for the pandemic. Talaga naman! #PoonNgPOGO #ChinaLayas
philstar.com/headlines/2020…