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Happy #StarTrekDay — in honour of this occasion and with apologies to the Great Bird of the Galaxy for my transgressions, I have replaced every instance of the word “brain” in Spock’s Brain with the word “dick”.

I’m so very sorry.

#SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

Star Trek is, at its heart, a very horny television program

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

https://twitter.com/TheRedDouglas/status/1303464526638010368

The original series at least waited until half way through the first season for a robot sex episode. TNG was all NAH LET’S GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY A.S.A.P., CAN’T HAVE THE AUDIENCE THINKING THE ROBOT DOESN’T HAVE SEX ORGANS

#StarTrekDay #SpocksDick

https://twitter.com/wibblyphoenix/status/1303468200957554688

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