Profile picture
Swear Trek
@swear_trek
, 37 tweets, 17 min read Read on Twitter
Astoundingly juvenile idea: all of Spock’s Brain, replacing every instance of “brain” with “dick”.
You have spoken. Over the next few weeks I will do the entirety of Spock’s Brain, replacing the word “brain” with “dick”.

#SpocksDick
May the Great Bird of the Galaxy have mercy on our souls.

#SpocksDick
Pro tip: do not. #SpocksDick
No #SpocksDick spoilers, please, I haven’t seen the episode in ages and this is my opportunity to be surprised by a Swear Trek.
With apologies to the Great Bird of the Galaxy, here is the first episode of #SpocksDick
Second episode of #SpocksDick drops in just over two hours.

I woke up my children by laughing really hard as I made these last night.
Episode two of #SpocksDick
High praise considering that Nemesis is one of the best Star Trek films. #SpocksDick
#SpocksDick
That was the moment I knew this was an excellent idea. #SpocksDick
Episode three of #SpocksDick.
It’s time for #SpocksDick, episode four.
#Dicktober
Time for episode 5 of #SpocksDick.
Episode 6 of #SpocksDick. What have I done
this is art

#SpocksDick
Who wants some more of #SpocksDick? Here’s episode 7.
It’s time for episode 8 of #SpocksDick
Episode 9 of #SpocksDick has arrived. There’s a lot of confusion about dick in this one.
This is it, the instalment of #SpocksDick you’ve been waiting for. Episode ten, where Captain Kirk learns something vital from Dr. McCoy.
Kirk suddenly understands everything in episode 11 of #SpocksDick
In this next episode of #SpocksDick, Scotty asks the question we’ve all been wondering about.
In which our intrepid crew finally find #SpocksDick, and talk to it.
In this 14th instalment of #SpocksDick, turns out that McCoy didn’t want to anyways.
Episode 15 of #SpocksDick, in which the Captain tries to get answers.
Flattery gets Doctor McCoy somewhere in episode 16 of #SpocksDick
The thrilling conclusion to #SpocksDick will be Halloween night.

May the Great Bird of the Galaxy forgive my transgressions.
Captain Kirk makes demands in the 17th instalment of #SpocksDick
Doctor McCoy works to restore #SpocksDick in episode 18.
Episode 19 of #SpocksDick, in which McCoy encounters a roadblock while trying to reattach Mr. Spock’s wiener.
The final two parts of #SpocksDick are ready for tomorrow. Thank you for putting up with this nonsense.
It’s the penultimate episode of #SpocksDick. Stay tuned for the exciting finale tonight!
This is it. The season finale of #SpocksDick. Thank you for tolerating this.
Renewed for a second season? That’s tough, but I could try to figure it out.
Season two teaser.

#SpocksDick
Has it been 80 days since #SpocksDick? Seems like only yesterday we were chasing it across the galaxy.
Missing some Tweet in this thread?
You can try to force a refresh.

Like this thread? Get email updates or save it to PDF!

Subscribe to Swear Trek
Profile picture

Get real-time email alerts when new unrolls are available from this author!

This content may be removed anytime!

Twitter may remove this content at anytime, convert it as a PDF, save and print for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video

1) Follow Thread Reader App on Twitter so you can easily mention us!

2) Go to a Twitter thread (series of Tweets by the same owner) and mention us with a keyword "unroll" @threadreaderapp unroll

You can practice here first or read more on our help page!

Related hashtags

#SpocksDick #Dicktober

More from @swear_trek see all

Profile picture
Swear Trek
@swear_trek
Tune in at 9PM ET for a special Swear Trek State of the Union. #STSOTU
Remember all the fun we had at the presidential debates? Well, it’s time for the Swear Trek State of the Union! #STSOTU
#STSOTU
Read 13 tweets

Related threads

Profile picture
SJL Guardians🥑⚖️🐙🦇🦅🦊🐘🕵️‍♂️👨🏻‍🔬👨🏼‍🏫 🔥
@SJLGuardians
Per Rod and Bob’s request, the Sentinels and Guardians and our diplomatic heads of the Councils have been asked to lay pretty low the next few weeks until the end of the month. We are all reachable via text and email. However, Hepzi is being advised by bob to stay off social
media (except her church and ministry account) and her personal cell phone. She has been using her government phone with a burner number so #TeamAvocado can keep in touch with her. @CharlieWinBrad can private message you that number if you want to text her. You can still reach
her on her email (hepzibah@theliontriumphs.com) otherwise. The rest of us (except dad and Alberto) will be reachable through our numbers and emails. We will log in if there are any important #leaks or time-sensitive things to share. However, we’re following Bob and Rod’s requests
Read 8 tweets
Profile picture
Bami
@Deleinko
How To Interpret the Bible!

Over the next few weeks every Saturday, i will be elaborating on how to ''rightly'' divide the word of truth,how to properly interpret the bible and how to generally interpret the OT and the NT
2 Timothy 3:16 (NIV)
16 All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness,

2 Timothy 2:15 (KJV)
15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
Before i go into the teaching lets be sure of two things,All ''scripture'' is ''God-breathed''.The Bible was written by men who were divinely and Spirit inspired to write it,if you have any doubts as regards that you might struggle with this teaching.
,
Read 35 tweets
Profile picture
Dr. Tayo Oyedeji
@tayooye
THREAD: How I retired at 40.
I retired on May 5, 2016 when I resigned as the regional (Africa) head of a global ad agency with operations in 34 countries across the continent. I was still 40 (technically) although It was just 16 days from my 41st birthday.
I always wanted to retire early. I planned to retire at 35 but eventually settled for 40. This thread will highlight some of the key values and decisions that made it happen. Over the next few weeks I will also share my 8-point flashcard on early retirement.
Read 14 tweets
Profile picture
Brian DeLay
@BrianDeLay
Over the next few weeks, students will get the chance to evaluate their professors and TAs. They're going to get it wrong. They'll be harder on women and people of color than on white men. Tenured white male faculty, in particular, should help their students understand this. 1/8
Several studies have revealed the limitations of student evaluations of teaching (SETs). Berkeley's Philip Stark, Statistician & Associate Dean of Mathematical and Physical Sciences, co-authored a major study on this question a couple of years ago. It found: 2/8
*SET are biased against female instructors by an amount that is large and statistically significant.

*The bias affects how students rate even putatively objective aspects of teaching, such as how promptly assignments are graded. 3/8 scienceopen.com/document_file/…
Read 8 tweets
Profile picture
Charles Gaba
@charles_gaba
⚠️⚠️ THREAD: Trump/GOP #ACASabotage is costing #ACA enrollees even more than you thought. Here’s why (warning: graphs ahead!)
1/ Every year during the off season, I spend countless hours digging into hundreds of wonky insurance carrier rate filing forms to analyze the weighted average rate increases for the following year.
2/ I then compile a table which breaks these averages out on a state-by-state basis, and I have a pretty damned good track record of accuracy, if I say so myself.
Read 35 tweets
Profile picture
Brock Kent
@wordsBK
"Work In Progress"
I began writing on Thursday. It wasn't planned, that's simply when the words started to come. Or put another, more painfully truthful way, when I finally stopped finding reasons not to write.
For almost as long as I've been aware of stories, I've imagined creating my own. And I have, in a way. Ideas, and notes, and countless unfinished drafts. But nothing complete; nothing whole. Not a single thing I could show to someone else.
There always seemed to be a 'reason' of some kind or another. Being uninspired; needing to do research; waiting for the perfect time; saving up my money to buy a new personal computer to write on; wanting to clear the deck of any distractions; having too many distractions;
Read 80 tweets

Trending hashtags

#makoko #MandateRepeal #JunkPlans #SilverLoading #DRCDecides2018 #WhatAreTheyHiding #DFIR #adoption #ooinitiative #Advent2018 #ShortAssPlans #MSM #Christmas #adoptee #DRCDecides2019 #SMEs #PostElectionViolence #VOTERED #TeamAvocado #AfricanElection #letsguide #DisruptTexts #InternetShutdown #solarlamps #VOTE

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just three indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member and get exclusive features!

Premium member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year)

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!