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Astoundingly juvenile idea: all of Spock’s Brain, replacing every instance of “brain” with “dick”.
You have spoken. Over the next few weeks I will do the entirety of Spock’s Brain, replacing the word “brain” with “dick”.

May the Great Bird of the Galaxy have mercy on our souls.

Pro tip: do not. #SpocksDick
No #SpocksDick spoilers, please, I haven’t seen the episode in ages and this is my opportunity to be surprised by a Swear Trek.
With apologies to the Great Bird of the Galaxy, here is the first episode of #SpocksDick
Second episode of #SpocksDick drops in just over two hours.

I woke up my children by laughing really hard as I made these last night.
Episode two of #SpocksDick
High praise considering that Nemesis is one of the best Star Trek films. #SpocksDick
That was the moment I knew this was an excellent idea. #SpocksDick
Episode three of #SpocksDick.
It’s time for #SpocksDick, episode four.
Time for episode 5 of #SpocksDick.
Episode 6 of #SpocksDick. What have I done
this is art

Who wants some more of #SpocksDick? Here’s episode 7.
It’s time for episode 8 of #SpocksDick
Episode 9 of #SpocksDick has arrived. There’s a lot of confusion about dick in this one.
This is it, the instalment of #SpocksDick you’ve been waiting for. Episode ten, where Captain Kirk learns something vital from Dr. McCoy.
Kirk suddenly understands everything in episode 11 of #SpocksDick
In this next episode of #SpocksDick, Scotty asks the question we’ve all been wondering about.
In which our intrepid crew finally find #SpocksDick, and talk to it.
In this 14th instalment of #SpocksDick, turns out that McCoy didn’t want to anyways.
Episode 15 of #SpocksDick, in which the Captain tries to get answers.
Flattery gets Doctor McCoy somewhere in episode 16 of #SpocksDick
The thrilling conclusion to #SpocksDick will be Halloween night.

May the Great Bird of the Galaxy forgive my transgressions.
Captain Kirk makes demands in the 17th instalment of #SpocksDick
Doctor McCoy works to restore #SpocksDick in episode 18.
Episode 19 of #SpocksDick, in which McCoy encounters a roadblock while trying to reattach Mr. Spock’s wiener.
The final two parts of #SpocksDick are ready for tomorrow. Thank you for putting up with this nonsense.
It’s the penultimate episode of #SpocksDick. Stay tuned for the exciting finale tonight!
This is it. The season finale of #SpocksDick. Thank you for tolerating this.
Renewed for a second season? That’s tough, but I could try to figure it out.
Season two teaser.

Has it been 80 days since #SpocksDick? Seems like only yesterday we were chasing it across the galaxy.
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