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VAGINAL FARTING
It is absolutely normal for the vaginal to fart during sex.

It is also known as a "queef", and is the emission of trapped air from the vagina

There are several causes:
1. Sexual activities
2. Exercise
3. Pregnancy & childbirth
4. Surgery ETC

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1. Sexual activities or insertion "Objects" into the vaginal:

The entrance of the penis "prick, amu, gbola" or anything at all like "sex toys", can lead to the displacement of the air in the vaginal. The will make them find their way out, there by making that sound "pruuuuuuff" Image
2. Certain exercises

Most ladies have often reported funny sounds from their vaginal during exercises such as Yoga squatting etc.

Activities that causing the vaginal to "jaye" open and close, can cause air to be trapped, and also make air to escape as well.

Its normal. Image
3. Pregnancy, childbirth and menopause:

Some women also notice increased queefing during pregnancy and menopause.

Childbirth leads to the weakening of pelvic floor muscles, thus more vaginal flatulence.

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4. Certain procedures and surgeries:
Procedures such as colonoscopy can cause redistribution of vaginal air, and lead to queefing.

As long as it does not smell or come with odourous discharges, its nothing to worry about.

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5. Vaginal fistula:
This one is not normal ooh. This means there is an opening between the vaginal and other organs such as the rectum, urethra etc.

This one is usually accompanied with awful smell and needs medical attention ASAP ⚠️🚨 Image
Preventing your vaginal from farting:

1. One of the ways of preventing this is through pelvic floor muscle exercises. I won't bore you with big grammers.

To do this, try urinating and holding your urine for 10 seconds, do this as often as u can. Image
2. Chose your sexual positions wisely: some positions, such as doggy 🐕 🤣 have more tendencies of causing the vaginal to fart. E shock you?

3. Reducing the speed: you will still get to your destination 😉 so take it eas. The faster the thrust, the more the fartability 👨🏾‍⚕️ Image
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