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Sep 27, 2020 • 6 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
As we once more restrict our movement to help save lives, here is a reminder of the deities in the Idol Scribblings pantheon who can help us get through this.

No.1
Quatentina - Goddess of Lockdowns
(Her nemesis is “Girl Swirled” the home haircut demon.)
idolscribblings.blog/2020/05/03/qua…
No.2
Twometer – Goddess of Social Distancing

Should you have to venture out. You would be wise to observe the rules of Twometer.

(The favourite game of most Twometerians is the retro classic “Personal Space Invaders”.)
idolscribblings.blog/2020/06/07/two…
No. 3
Sloth – God of Staying In

Nothing better to do? Try worshipping Sloth!

A worshipper of Sloth can flick through all 999 television channels like a Catholic prays their way around the rosary.
idolscribblings.blog/2020/03/29/slo…
No. 4
Loadin' Skypefather - God of Video Calls

Trying to stay in touch with loved ones?
Loadin' will aid you!

This year even Santa Claus is thinking of using a Virtual Presents Device.
idolscribblings.blog/2020/03/22/loa…
No. 5
Scrubbup - Goddess of Infection Control

The focal point of her temple is a special hand washing font with those long arm taps. Here the High Priestess, known as Auntie Viral, demonstrates correct hand washing technique. 

idolscribblings.blog/2020/03/08/scr…
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I heard in the ether that there was a Facebook group called "Christans Against Dinosaurs". So, I searched for it out of morbid curiosity. Please join me on a tour of the oryctodromeus hole I fell down. First, what I understand is the OG group.🧵 1/15
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The Battle Royale is now in progress! Move over lions. The Christians have a new adversary entering the arena! The Raptor Resistance. 3/15
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Sep 30, 2020
This has reminded me of a tale, passed down through three generations of my family, about a weapons test that went humorously wrong. (Although not as spectacularly as the Panjandrum.)
My Grandfather Graham Lee was one of the scientists working on the Bouncing Bomb with Barnes Wallis (whatever the film might suggest, Wallis didn't do it all himself). He was a chemist specialising in explosives and furzes.

Here he is with my Grandma, Dad and Auntie Ann. Image
During the time when they were testing & training at Ladybower Reservoir in Derbyshire, they had to ensure each dummy bomb was confirmed at the bottom of the reservoir or recovered at dawn. This was to ensure enemy espionage did not get wind of the design or the plan of attack. Image
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Sep 20, 2020
The Wine Marten

A short nose, with overtones of musk and a long finish.
This Majestic mustelid is occasionally found rifling through the Oddbin.

"Cheers!" to @ElectricBowman for suggesting the Wine Marten.
#Mustelid #PineMarten #Wine #wildlife

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You can purchase a range of quality clothing and gifts with the Wine Marten artwork from my RedBubble shop.

For the image with black text for light coloured garments and gifts click here...
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Sep 6, 2020
What I Did on My Holidays

It had been a year since I last went camping due to C-19. On Thursday I escaped to the Peak District for some much needed R&R.

You want to see the highlights?

Aaaaaas yoooooooou wiiiiiiiisssssssh! #PrincessBride Image
(I am always impressed that Buttercup pushes The Man in Black off Carl Wark so hard that he lands nine miles away in Cave Dale. That's a good angry shove you've got there girl.)
Anyway back to the holiday.

Played a bit of Historic Graveyard Bingo in Castleton.

I scored for, "The stonemason accidentally ran out of space". ImageImage
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Aug 30, 2020
Hello Idollers! It's a Second Bestiary week.

Please allow me to introduce the Muffin. A delicious sea bird that comes in blueberry, chocolate chip and sand eel flavour.

The Muffin was suggested by Amber Lee. Thank you Amber! Image
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You can purchase a Muffin on a T-Shirt, Bag, Hoodie, Mug and lots of other lovely gift items here redbubble.com/shop/ap/562536… Image
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Aug 23, 2020
Please suggest lost works and authors from History

E.g. How to Disguise Yourself as Achilles by Don Armour.
Early Military Brass Bands by Jericho Falls
The Origins of Celebrity by A. Lister
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