- Boycotts the debates
- Even Nixon did virtual debates
- Claims he caught coronavirus from Gold Star families
- What a dickhead
- Repeatedly calls Kamala a "monster"
- She's a US Senator
- Trump is a loser
- He's going to prison
- It's still only noon
The drug addled President of the United States was seen wearing two different colors of orange face paint tonight while spreading the plague, and the man who’s next in line was bleeding from the eyes while the flies circled overhead. This is real
Right now Mike Pence is sitting alone in the dark in his dressing room, silently weeping from his bloody eyes, listening to his favorite Milli Vanilli album, updating his resume, and wishing he were the fly.